Witches Be Back.

Hi all.

First things first - I know I am 56x fatter than previous videos. I realise this before y'all decide to remind me of the fact. This is what full time working hours & a deteriorated lack of gym discipline do to you. And also because I can't help but think that roast toddlers are delicious. Rest assured, I KNOW, and I'll uh start donating all my lunch money before I appear in yr subscription boxes again.

Secondly - rapping, awkward dance moves and awful acting all jam-packed in two minutes?? Ay caramba, I really have no shame. The things I do for y'all, the things I do.

Lyrics:
So I walk to McDonald's and I order some fries
The chick she asks me, "Ya wanna supersize?"
But I don't, don't have to think twice
Cos I know this shit is gonna go straight to my thighs
So I say, "No, no thanks not today"
Cos I don't wanna pay for more dismay when I weigh
So I slap my five dollars straight to the counter
But I made to much noise, so she called for the bouncer.

- By Nikki Malvar, age 21, mental age 5
(Based on a true story... except for the bit about slapping 5 dorra down (am too poor fo that shi'. And also excpet for the bit about getting escorted out by a Bouncer... I think I'm confusing my McDonald's experience with my Establishment Bar experience.)

I've been out of the loop for so long, so I'm probably ridiculously sensitive again. AS SENSITIVE AS THE PINNACLE SCENES OF 'THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE'!!! By that I mean 'be kind'? Purrrty please.

And what's news? I want some frickin' goss. And an internet bOiFrEnD!1!!1one!

blog: http://www.babyporridge.blogspot.com

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[nickscott10A]

i felt embaressed watching this and there was no-one around

[planeshavewings]

Welcome back Nikki! You have been sorely missed. Love the new curves ;) Ok, that sounded creepy... I'm really not. Anyway, it is really great to have you back on the tubes.

[thudka]

what i wanna know is, does that back strap go right down between your.... (what rhymes with whack..) O:)

[limosine]

Well you've pretty much lost your North American accent except for your /ae/ and /ai/ sounds. Love the song!

[edijamco2]

I love it! LOL...

[KennyWrites]

Very well done! Love the dance moves!

[droman1805]

You are very funny.  You would make a great photographic model as well

[BenLoka]

miss malvar what a gem you are

[usher4461]

this is a good shit keep it up girl....peace

[CaeliCelina]

Hey I dag it.

[gheost]

Daddy lickee; no,wait, likey; aw damn!

Calling Dr. Freud.