The Cake is a lie (the Ian Song)

Update: 07/02/08 (Visit myspace.com/magicpropaganda to download the full higher quality song)

A song that mirrors a friends sense of humor about the game Portal.

The lyrics for those who so desire them:

Sometimes, I'll turn on my computer
Then open, internet explorer
Browse through, the favorites list
And find my favorite site (manbabies)

Then I, decide that's not enough
I try, need more to satisfy
I think, I'll play a game
Must be the Orange Box

Portal, what an interesting game
Solve puzzles, and endure extreme pain
Not normal, to love a box
"I do" companion cube

(Bridge 1)
It's not a real world
It has no squirrels
Just science, and fire and guns
.... And overly polite robots

But.. no....cake....

(Chorus)
Cause the Cake is a lie (repeat 3X)

Physics, the laws need not apply
What's with it, that robots got just one eye
I think, I'm nearing the end
But yet another white room

I'm starting, to see the big picture
This robot, really does want to kill me
But I know, I'll be the one winning
I saw the movie "iRobot"

(Bridge 2)
I'll have so much fun
Shooting this cool gun
Endlessly falling and jumping and thinking
... while avoiding my death.

But ...there's...no... cake....

(Chorus)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• The
• Orange
• Box
• portal
• ending
• song
• spoof
• parody

[shadow71197]

NO! NO VERSE 2 PLZ!!!

[Tacticalchief]

@shadow71197 lolz ... i didnt think anyone caught that

[thegodofs]

all alone and she's wonderin why

she has a bad felling like she's going to die

she hides from the camera and begains to cry

she'll never belive the cake is a lie...

10 points for anyone who can name what that was from

[ministeak1]

lol

[TheBlackpearl98]

the cake isnt a lie

[AngrypunkNaysayer]

@Devin62686 how do you figure?

[TheGanjaman202]

lol u no there is a chet kinda thing that you can do to get to a room, and the cake is in there

[Alundra73]

@garrysmodsroxs Portal is also avaible just by itself... Not neccesarilly with T.O.B.

[TheMitsunyan]

... You do The Companion Cube? Man, that's going too far!

[esmee1234ful]

0:45 is that guy gonna eat the poor animal? its a baby monkey i belive.....tell me if im wrong companion cube....marry....and 1:19 XD no squirrlz?

[KnuckleBearingPrime]

@Devin62686 shhhh! don't tell them the cake is a lie!