Blurp Balls
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The toy of choice for the budding future proctologists of the world.
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Funny they went to the effort of doing this advert with animation rather than just filming the way the toys actually fire in real life...
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whats with toys then? shit
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"they make you want to blurp"
...you can't just make up words to advertise your strange toys
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I always wondered what happened to the rejected pocket pussies.
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Forgot about these.. I had the first four (the skull, pig, t-rex and vampire). Fun times pressing them just to the point of heaving, especially the skull whose eyes popped out when squeezed.
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...needs a new slogen
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My balls blurped after seeing this.
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man i could've actually done the computerized special effects on this one. and i'm horrible in that dept lol
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@Gravidtron As long as he dies and there are no sequels.
"Blurp balls. They resemble an anus taking a shit."
feckingbillgates 1 year ago 48
I can't wait for the scene in the next Twilight movie where Edward fights off the mean vampires by projectile-vomiting his own heart.
Gravidtron 1 year ago 31