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• Abduction -- http://micropoll.com/t/KB75rZIC0H
• Real Steel -- http://micropoll.com/t/KB75rZIC0K

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Tonight's Films:
• Bucky Larson: Born To Be A Star -- Admirably pleasant, if formulaically sophomoric, 4/10.
• The Girl Next Door -- Beautifully magical portrayal of adolescence, 9/10.

• FACTOR FACTS •
Enjoyment -- How enjoyable is the film?
Story ---------- Is it interesting, are the characters well-written?
Technical ---- The editing, directing, and sound.
Acting -------- Convincing, or just a script-reader?
Visuals ------- Cinematography and special effects.
Impact -------- Does it make you laugh/cry/feel?
Pacing ------- Tempo appropriate within run-time?
Validity ------- Given the environment, is it believable?
Mood --------- Music, costumes, art-design.
Re-Watch --- Good enough to watch twice?

~~ Movie Night ~~
Incorporating viewer comments and tweets, your host and film critic Jonathan Paula reviews everything from opening day releases, recent DVDs, and classics from years past. Along with your votes, these films are scored on the "Rate-O-Matic" for a 1-10 ranking. A "Five Word Summary" quickly encapsulates each review while "Factor Facts" highlight the the best and worst features of a movie in each of ten key categories. New episodes every Friday (November through May).

Born in February 1986, Jonathan Paula is a professional YouTuber and creator of the hit web series, "Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This?". In April 2006 he founded Jogwheel Productions, a new media production company that specializes in web video. Jon graduated from Emerson College in 2008 with a degree in Television Production / Radio Broadcasting. He currently lives in Rockingham, NH with his wife Rebecca.

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Twitter --------------------- http://bit.ly/JonTW
2nd Channel ------------ http://bit.ly/JonWorld
Movie Night Archive -- http://bit.ly/JPMNYT
FAQ Video -------------- http://bit.ly/JogFAQv
T-Shirts ------------------- http://bit.ly/JogStore

~~ Technical ~~
Created by ------ Jonathan Paula
Camera ---------- Panasonic HMC-150
Microphone ----- Sennheiser ME 66
Software --------- Adobe Premiere Pro CS5
Computer ------- http://bit.ly/JAV010

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[HFHeinzeFilms]

Weird, why is this video showing up in my RSS feed only now? Oh, and Jon: Are you just using footage from the trailers or the whole DVDs?

[JPizzle1122]

@HFHeinzeFilms - Usually both.

[exodustormz]

wth? both are garb. this review sucks, waste of time.

[JPizzle1122]

@exodustormz - You've never actually seen "Girl Next Door", have you?

[exodustormz]

@JPizzle1122 jon, "girl next door" was a generic fantasy teenager flick. I'm sorry that I have a conflicting opinion. QQ if you were offended. I've watched it, and saw through it.

[JPizzle1122]

@exodustormz - No, it wasn't generic at all... Have you actually seen it? The film is brilliant. Every review I've read agrees it was an above-average film. You want to give it a 1/10? Doesn't make sense to me.

[JPizzle1122]

@Ublublub - Well, that's why we've been on top for 3-years running!

[MARIOFREAK821]

Is this appearing as the related video of EVERY microwave episode?

[dimmddr1]

@freddacar I appreciate that.

[freddacar]

@dimmddr1 that's probably the most thorough and coherent comeback i've ever heard. ;)

[dimmddr1]

@freddacar "dimmddr1" is a user name. I picked it because I saw the two acronyms on a stick of RAM; "DIMM" and "DDR1". I put the two together to create a unique user name. (I pronounce it as, "dim dee-dee-are-one.") No, dimmddr1 isn't a real word either.