That's Why He's Madoff!

The bloke, who is broker than broke,
The account that has lost its amount,
All the rich who have just hit a glitch:
Thank Bernie Madoff!
The burn of the zero return,
Or the share that has vanished in air,
Or the fool who decides he’s a tool,
Thank Bernie Madoff…
The buck is in luck when it’s shrouded in thrill,
A new financier who is footing the bill;
The SEC has no skill,
When they think they’ve a fine hold,
And tighten up their blindfold.
The cash that was thrown in the trash,
All the wealth that was squandered in stealth,
The deceit that was simply complete,
He paid off his sons,
He made off with tons,
That’s Bernie Mad...off!
He filled up his fund with the latest new wad;
Just fifty-two billion in country club fraud,
And now a firing squad,
Is the only one who wants him,
And the ghost of NASDAQ haunts him.
The gent who does not have a cent
And the blush of “I used to be flush,”
Way to cream the American Dream!
He paid off his sons,
He made off with tons,
That’s Bernie Mad...off!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Bernie
• Madoff
• jail
• sentencing
• fraud
• billions
• Jewish
• financier
• bailout
• guilty
• plea
• SEC
• securities
• roundtable

[basslerdojo]

Like I'M surprised?! You have always been BRILLIANT!!

Watch your Views skyrocket. Love You!

[troggerj]

Yippee! I found my DB!

[lafillekaiser]

So great!! I can't believe it's really you! Good work!

[fauxfer]

wow....soooooo clever and hysterical...

[hckyfi77]

LOL I love your song! Please make more of these, they're great! Keep up the good work!

[Johnmartine63]

brilliant

[DivaAnnFisher]

My answer to Bernie Madoff,

is my original song:

I've Got A Smile.

Just click my name, in blue, above.

It is a song for our troubled economic times.

[buddyrosegayim]

I LOVE BERNIE

[willintexas]

Simply genius. Worthy of a Hollywood musical.  Great beehive hairdo.

[greensupernova333]

Wow! Very funny. You are talented my dear!

[jonnojonno1989]

It's never too late to join Broadway :)

[ruthelamb]

BRILLIANT!!! Great video.... well done!!! We need more creative people like you to make us smile about such a despicable crime. I LOVE IT!!

[JerrySPsy]

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Madoff"

"Madoff who?"

"Madoff with all your money!"