2008 in Review

Original song about 2008
We've come so far... down the toilet

Lyrics:

Here's a song to reminisce
It's about an awful year
It's not one to miss
It might even bring a tear

And if it doesn't make you cry
Then this news surely will
The ice caps are saying goodbye
And the climate's going downhill

And Osama isn't dead
China's feeding us lead
We're still stuck in Iraq
And gay marriage is under attack

Chorus:

2008,
It wasn't very great
First it was the price of gas
Then my stocks got kicked in the ass
Then the bank seized my home
And they left me all alone
But Paulson had a plan
Too bad Congress wasn't a fan
And while I was in grief
Sarah Palin was comic relief
At least Obama won
And George Bush is done

We had some cool flicks
Like Dark Knight and Iron Man
And a weird VP pick
No one could understand

She was like the Hadron Collider
She could have ruined the world
So Mccain tried hide her
He only picked her cuz she's a girl

At least we have Phelps to boast
Heath Ledger died of an overdose
The stock market went to hell
And Blagojevich tried to sell

CHORUS

Category:

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[quakertownjackass]

Hahah!

[mad7o7]

loverly

[kaarmalord]

lol, nice. u missed out some words in the chorus btw

[XxMuSiCLUvRrxX]

Lmfaooo.

[polkadottedplatypus]

Lol Ryan thank you for this.