Call Me Barracuda (Sarah Palin Morality is Failin')

"Hello America! I'm gorgeous! Praise God"

My name is Sarah Palin
My moral compass may be failin'
I'm campaigning for all that I'm worth
When I was carrying baby Trig
No, I wasn't very big
I forbid the hospital
To release the records of his birth

In Texas with some oil folk
That was when my water broke
I gave a talk while I was in labor
And though I wasn't in no pain
I took a nine hour jet plane
To Alaska just in time to deliver

You should practice abstinence
Unless you're in my residence
And if you knock up Bristol you must marry
Even though its just a ruse
For voters I hope to confuse
I privately expect her to miscarry

I do so lightly suffer fools
But I'm not gonna follow rules
Why'd you think they call me Barracuda?
In that gosh darn troopergate
I will not cooperate
I refer you to my husband the first duda

"I'm just not in the mooda..."

Back when I was just the mayor
I hired a decorator
And had my office done like a bordello
Killing creatures is just fun
I own several hunting guns
My morals are as firm as jello

The hackers got my email
But folks I'm just a female
And I admit I'm not the sharpest tack
But I'm the hot one on the ticket
And John wiill one day kick it
I'm ready to lead
And you can ogle my huge rack

"You know you want me!"

Copyright © 2008 Auditorials®

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• Sarah
• Palin
• John
• McCain
• Republican
• 2008
• election
• Troopergate
• scandal

[ripaholic]

Gosh darn it.

[gobbledygookie]

great job!

[Scoot2612]

Perfec Video!!!!!!!

Palin is a doll but someone should remove the batteries, but please AFTER her debate as we all need a good laugh in these dark days.