The day of Rant: Alligators, sharks, and idiots.

I found this video this morning and got agitated with all of the comments.

Don't take everything I say at face value, folks. I know that more men get attacked by sharks than women. I know that you probably still shouldn't poke the eye of an alligator. Relax.

Here is the original link to the news: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtwydNoDxGk

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• alligators
• sharks
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[Lolofield]

Ray "PBR" Casin thought he was going out for a leisurely morning fishing trip, when he discovered that his usual "fishin' crick" was filled with alligators in the midst of a "feeding frenzy."

Outraged by such an intrusion, Ray stepped from the boat, drew his katana, and sliced his own palm. As his blood flowed into the river, he yelled "Gators! You dare? Attend!" For thirty-four hours he battled his foes, until all were slain and the "crick" ran red with the cold blood of the reptile invaders.

[blo0dyme]

@Lolofield Lolllll what the hell, man.

[lordrah]

I live in Florida and even people here have the wrong idea about alligators. They are ambush predators, meaning they lie in wait until something comes close. If you can see an alligator and you are on land, it basically poses no threat as long as you keep a relatively safe distance

[TheStigmadeign]

Alligators?Don't forget Rabid Bats,Bobcats,Mosquitoes,Pissed off Opossum/Possum(Tomato/Tomato fck it)and the ever loving redneck trailer tramps.

[pontpiggy]

I had both this video and your twilight rant open. I paused the twilight one to go on another website, and accidentally clicked this video's tab instead and pressed play to hear 'When you're menstruating- they can smell that!' and it took me awhile to realize I was on the wrong video and you weren't talking about vampires.

[cpenguin202]

you remind me of jpmetz

[jewelsftw]

What a very JPMetz-like ending.

[Trollinista]

Luv ur video. Ur a cutie and smart.

[Robustnit]

lol nice also dont forget if its in your yard you have new shoes lol

[limmy73]

You're awesome...thanks for making my day. ^_^