The Outrageous Tale of the Tortoise & the Smartass Hare (original narration by Randall)

One day a cocky hare proclaimed to be the fastest of all of his animal friends. A grumpy old tortoise, fed up with the hare's bragging, challenges him to a race! Are you kidding me? A hare racing a tortoise? Watch this fabulous tale and see who wins!!!
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[84shakalaka]

Get this guy on animal planet NOW

[Kaizertg7870]

"You better wake up stupid, Your losing this race, Im gonna bite your ass" XD

[msarianna9]

Honey badger will smack the shit out of you smartass hare

[Javedur313]

honey bager dont care

[Candy26262]

OMFG POO POO SKUNK OMFGGGG LMFAO I LOVE YOU

[matthewbubba1]

Poopoo skunk. LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[3PICxStudios]

What a cocky prick

[3PICxStudios]

10 hares disliked this

[dtowntexg]

I'm listening to this like I don't know what's going to happen next

[sceneninjas59]

I'll race you, you stupid asshole. xD

[ljillkoehler]

"What a cocky prick!" Best line ever!



[Cjan8011teen]

I'll race ya you stupid asshole... XD AWESOMENESS