Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy
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I SWEAR, what I did next was not hammering!!
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Made me want to go camping
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funny
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hahaha I love this fuzzy memory!!!
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That is my favorite deep thoughts. The video on snl was hilarious especially the part about his arm swinging and him not intentionally hammering...hahahha
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i'm a little hard of hearing
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Oh god females they make me all blushy inside. If I had a hammer i would not hit a girlie with it. I'd gently stroke her neck.
aww fuck this video aww fuck
ok aww fuck. Face is all red and that's probably what you people want.
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hahaha, one of the best jack handey quotes ever...good taste, good taste
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dude.... youre a fucking weird ass straaange freaky bird dude.. wtf was THAT.. who even talks like that... fukn weird.
lastastronaut 4 years ago 5
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasureable, until I realized, it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head!
MPaulHolmes 3 years ago 2