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Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy

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Uploaded by on Apr 23, 2007

Shannon reads Hammering story...by Jack Handy

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  • dude.... youre a fucking weird ass straaange freaky bird dude.. wtf was THAT.. who even talks like that... fukn weird.

  • As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasureable, until I realized, it wasn't a nectarine at all, but a human head!

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  • I SWEAR, what I did next was not hammering!!

  • Made me want to go camping

  • funny

  • hahaha I love this fuzzy memory!!!

  • That is my favorite deep thoughts. The video on snl was hilarious especially the part about his arm swinging and him not intentionally hammering...hahahha

  • i'm a little hard of hearing

  • Oh god females they make me all blushy inside. If I had a hammer i would not hit a girlie with it. I'd gently stroke her neck.

    aww fuck this video aww fuck

    ok aww fuck. Face is all red and that's probably what you people want.

  • hahaha, one of the best jack handey quotes ever...good taste, good taste

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