Kid Rides Giant Python

stupid fucking parents.

Man, you have a twisted mind.

Or at least tasty.

that kid won't have any bullies in school

Totally true, can't humanize animals or reptiles, they are not like us, period. We find them cool, they find us warm.

it will if it gets hungry enough

they feed the snake, that's the only reason it has never attempted to eat the boy

@nilesrock024 your an idiot dont you know that when snakes get older(like couple years before life expectancy) snakes have the desire to be the leader (instead of the humans) so they stop eating for weeks to prepare to take out the the leaders. this happend in the news a while ago...

The only reason that the kid hasn't been eaten is that they feed the python regularly, so it feels no inclination to feed on the child. The snake cuddles with the child because it likes warmth. Stop mistaking instinctual behavior for animal love. You may love it, but it doesn't love you back.

this is very possibble i mean i know someone that had a 25 foot reticulated python that was as tame as this burm i mean that snake would fall asleep with its head next to yours or ofer you sholder and didnt hurt anybody this isnt inpossible at all

maybe the snake isnt a snake hes a giant penis or in khmer pe-thon and likes it when the boy pets him sometimes the snake spits on him then the boy has to take a shower in jelly then get the smell of with angel delight