[HDTV] Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor)

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Too Many Dicks (On the Dance Floor)
Flight of the Conchords s02e05

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Lyrics:

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Too many dicks)

Going to the party
Sippin' on Barcadi
I wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy Tod and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the fellas make it understood
It aint no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro/ho ratio
Five to One is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mike its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Easy to fix)
Too many dicks on the dance floor
(Spread out the dicks)

Too many dudes with too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle, Scadaddle with the Cattle-Prods

Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on too many hands
Not enough ladies too many mans

Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many shlongs
Now sing this song

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Flight
• of
• the
• Conchords
• HBO
• Comedy
• Folk
• Duo
• Too
• Many
• Dicks
• On
• Dance
• Floor
• HDTV
• Bret
• Jemaine
• Murray
• Michel
• Gondry
• Lyrics

[Logantheslipknotfan]

I don't care that it does'nt make sense. I'm just saying how does somebody come up with that?

[ERGLupin]

By being funnier than you and me and most people who commented here? LOL

[Lozoot2]

"the"

CORRECT ME NOW, BITCH!

[ERGLupin]

Your pronouncing it "tha" or with a "short 'e' " sound when it should be pronounced as "Thee" or with a "long 'e' " sound.

[snowboardwizard42]

i aint no good if theres to much woood

[ERGLupin]

are you trying to say it should be "I" over "It"? If so Im almost 100% that it is "It"

[twibblejazz]

Both of them are amazing. Jemaine's the best in Sugarlumps. ahaha

[Ozepyon09]

Wow that was hilarious. Jemaine is MY hero! :D

[Josabeech]

HDTV my ass.

[raptoresque]

@ERGLupin who gives a fuck? did you just upload this video to troll on whoever comments on it?

[Colbertreport1]

it is now

[Nobodyreallyatall]

they should have let the Village People guy dance a little more... he's funny, and it's funny how he is 100 times better and more comfortable at dancing than everybody else.

[creeksideveteran]

Dave is a Legend.

[willdoit96]

I really hope iTunes gets this song soon.

[Symphyla]

for many of my clubbing experiences, this song is soooo true.

[Blueflames537]

lol they got one of the dudes from the village people to actually be in it

[twibblejazz]

They are good live too. :)

[Ozepyon09]

THEY ARE MY HEROS