Woody Allen Quotes Pt. 1
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"What's wrong with masturbation? It's sex with someone I love."
Woody Allen
4 years ago 17
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Woody Allen.
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Very good stuff. Thanks for the post.
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So he was 8 when ww2 started?
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sloaches
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As much as I've tried to change, I'll always be a Woody Allen fan. His Socrates Apologia (Google it) is beyond hilarious.
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In summing up, I wish I had some kind of affirmative message to leave you with, I don't. Would you take two negative messages? My mother used to say to me when I was younger, "If a strange man comes up to you, and offers you candy, and wants you to get into the back of his car with him...go".
Good night.
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God chose the jews, thus I should puke? Fuck you and your imaginary god
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@stonebridge999 you are a jerk. God chose the Jews, thus you should puke.
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please help, I am german... what means to carry a tune in the context of his quote?
taitorell 2 years ago
In the context of the quote to "carry a tune" means to "be able to sing (or hum, or whistle etc.) a song (or tune) accurately".
Vaatrad 2 years ago
Hi
I like the song you used a lot. What is its name?
thanks!
uchihak 3 years ago
....the title of the music is given right at the start of the video.
Vaatrad 3 years ago
'Annie Hall' is one of the best comedies I've seen - wonderful sophisticated humour. Who does the music on this?
aaronfledge 3 years ago
The music on this video is Duane Eddy - Peter Gunn.
Vaatrad 3 years ago