Hamish and Andy's Unknown Anthems - Part 1

While they were in Beijing, Hamish and Andy educated the people of Australia by playing the national anthems of the countries that weren't so lucky in the medal tally. In this video are the first 4 of the 8 anthems: Netherlands, Vatican City, France and Mexico.

NETHERLANDS:
Netherlands, Netherlands, Netherlands, we all live in Netherlands,
Netherlands, Netherlands, Netherlands, we all live in Netherlands,

We are the Dutch or Holland too, just to confuse,
we invented a shoe, that's wooden and strong.
They're heavy as heck, you stub your toe with every step,
but compared to concrete, clogs are as comfy as thongs.

And have a tiny pikelet, I think you'll really like it,
dont fight it, they're delcious and traditional - delicional!
If you fear windmills beware, we've got so many it aint fair,
we are the worlds Windmillionaires.

We have a weird fascination with the colour orange,
and dont check this out but out president's called Blorange.
Hahahaha, you're so hip!
I think I wanna have your tulip.

Netherlands, Netherlands, Netherlands, we all live in Netherlands,
*random Dutch*
Netherlands, Netherlands, Netherlands, we all live in Netherlands,
Michael Jackson's *something*
Netherlands, Netherlands, Netherlands, we all live in Netherlands.



VATICAN CITY:
Take me down to the Vatican City where the Pope is seen and the girls are NUNS!
Take me home (oh won't you please take me home, yeah)
Take me down to the Vatican City our robes are real clean and the girls are NUNS!
Take me home (oh won't you please take me home)
YEAH!

The Pope's got a chain and a holy rod,
and everyone knows he's down with God,
the two of them together like peas in a pod,
he'll pray for you all of the tiiiiiiiime,
and everything's gonna be fine!
HUR!

And if you've sinned perhaps stolen cattle,
like Adam liked to taste the forbidden apple,
you can, you can pray in the Sistine Chapel,
our religion is like organised criiiiiiiime,
except without all of the crime!
IT'S A SIN!

Take me down to the Vatican City where we dont have a queen and the girls are NUNS!
God bless you (oh won't you please take me home, yeah)
Take me down to the Vatican City where no one wears jeans and the girls are NUNS!
Take me home (oh won't you please take me home)

But wear something nice, incase we see the Pope,
yeah I like that guy,
or even a bishop,
yep.



FRANCE:
You know this beret is for real,
every single thing we say is sexy,
we all wear stripes and eat Yoplait,
people say we dont have famous people,
they're forgetting Gabrielle Gatè-è-è.

We are lovers we're not fighters,
which is a fact the Nazi's found,
but even though we have the City of Love,
our favourite facial expression is a frown-frown-frown-frown.

France!
We are quite snitchy.
Its acceptable to wear puffy shirts in.. France!
If youre a frog protect your legs in.. France!
Without us it'd be the Tour de...
Bonjour!

That's hello.
Yeah, Im just saying hello to whatevers coming up next.
Okay, it is the end though.
Bonjour.



MEXICO:
Speedy Gonzalez got it up on time.
Munjarra, munjarra.
ARRIBA!

Come on,

Let's talk about Mex - i - co,
let's put on our ponchos,
let's talk about Old El Paso,
and some tacos,
with nachos.

Let's talk about Mex (ico),
let's talk about Mex (ico),
let's talk about Mex (ico),
let's talk about Mex (ico).

Oh let's talk about Mexico,
where there's people in big hats and we're proud,
we can say "arriba" really loud! (ARRIBA!)

With tequila, salt and lemon, to make it sour,
when it comes to dogs we invented the Chihuahua.

If you want Corona beer or a handlebar mo,
in Mexico anything goes!

Yes we speak fast and we wear sombreros,
we play little guitars and we munch on muncheros!

We're the place for cheap labour don't ya know,
we keep it old-school, not like New Mexico.

No Harbour Bridge or Big Banana,
but we gave pizza half a Mexicana.

ARRIBA!
Come on.




Be on the lookout for Part 2!

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[bubble992]

very funny!

[coolsz07]

nice job.

[13thDeathstar]

hahah! I like this version of Paradise City almost as much as the original!

[chadstur1991]

Mon' Eh' Scotland

[TimmyTickle]

I've just realised, if the Olympics had been held a month or so later, they could have used "Just Dance" for France.