Quarterlife: Half Way to Destruction

A dramatic reading by Daffyphack.
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ATUHOR'S NOSE:
Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway.

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"
" HAha" They laughed
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"UIt is been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!

Tahnks for reading please buy my book at peterchimaera .com i am poor :(

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• fanfiction
• halflife
• gordon
• john
• freeman
• stalvern
• doom

[mariofan101]

hey err using that missing girl madaling ant very nice is it?

[daffyphack]

maybe not, but its certainly better than what her parents did to her.

[KillingSpreeFreesBee]

You ''need'' a bigger/longer penis, ''BEcause'' your GF/Mom is boring- In BED.../Hell roflol.

[uberhobo2]

Lame! :D

[BlueSnech]

I guess people say this sucks dude to this no being Djy1991. You did an alright job, sir. Not great, but not bad

[DiscordChaos]

The pictures especially are funny.

"We did not find results for smitheroons".

[billybobmcob]

not very good

[Kiroswan]

Fail voice destroys this video. Leave it to people who are actually funny.

[lolbizkitz]

@daffyphack Verbal bitch-slap.

[nf442]

@daffyphack there's some trolls up there!

[Altimadark]

0:52

I want this picture.

[jickaar]

lol

[BaconGod94]

"UIT HAS BEEN STOLED!" lmao i love that video xDDDD