Talk dirty to me some more, Garrus. I love it.

Mass Effect 2 has some of the best writing I've seen in a long time. Garrus particularly has some standout scenes, along with Mordin. I'm also happy with the decision to allow cross-species romance this time around.

For those of you asking, her face is all messed up because I went Renegade, which in ME2 causes your scars to get bigger and start to glow, as well as your eyes. Her smile looks freakish because Commander Shepard is too badass to smile very often, so she has very weak smile muscles.

Category:

Gaming

Tags:

• mass effect 2
• garrus
• romance
• heatsinks
• awkward silence

[TheRandomnatrix]

Savoring the last shot before popping the heat sink. Very risky, but the priiize...

[brainjuice654]

shepard: so when should i book the room?

garrus: can it wait for a bit i'm in the middle of some calibrations

*faps*

[xxxxsyren]

Everyone asking about her face is obviously a Paragon (:

[N1GHTHeR0]

Garrus: Wait, that metaphor just went somewhere horrible.

Me: Damn right it did...youtube!

[fl333r]

@PSBlasius Thanks for the explanation! I suspected he was talking about reloading, but I didn't know heat sinks were thermal clips.

[PSBlasius]

@fl333r Heat sinks or also known as 'thermal clips' are these little ceramic contraptions that prevent weapon overheating, premature firing, and the resulting jamming or the precise mechanisms. Serving as 'ammunition' in the games, when you reload, you effectively change this thermal clip, which then does a satisfying popping noise followed by a sizzling hiss. Now, if you can't put the context togather after this technical part, you seriously need to stop gaming and go out there...

[fl333r]

Sorry if Im a little slow... could someone please explain the metaphor to me?

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Horrible? I wouldnt say horrible. Im sure you could market it to SOMEONE on the net.

[Spectre907]

What's wrong with her face?! DX

[Tataru5117]

Oh god...her face

[c0llosus]

He's gonna recalibrate her systems

[LupusAries]

You know in ME 1 Wrex just plain rocked an in ME2 Garrus rocks. I like to have him around, even if it's not the smartest decision, since my imported ME character is an Infiltrator. But there are so many scenes where I just plain laughed my arse off!

[Aning85]

best line i have ever heard from him...

[sjsharp2007]

@TheLordgorgor yeah he's mine as well nut I think all thre characters are good on this gakme cerdit to Bioware for cerating a game with a great story and characters I just hope ME3 measures up well to 1 & 2 based on what I've seen thus far I think it will

[TheLordgorgor]

Garrus is my favorite character in the series, his story and character is deeper than any of the other characters in the ME series

[KrisMikson]

@bossfight1 Never gets old :)

[Typanion]

Then shepard go's to prepare the room garrus follows and then suddenly Jacob asks what he gonna do garrus says: I'm gonna do some calibrations.....(creepy laugh)

[bossfight1]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of a moment in a game that makes you go "YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"!!!!!

[LodovicoAriosto1]

@XelestialDragon I thought so :-D but I was confused by the word shot mentioned before the actual "shot".

[XelestialDragon]

@LodovicoAriosto1 Er, awkward to explain but I shall endeavor to answer.

To me it means he likes to wait as long as possible when shooting before popping the heatsink...doing so would release the heat before your weapon overheated and it would be risky to wait to reload until the last moment possible, but that's what he prefers...The sexual connotation would be um...probably that he would last as long as possible to savor the moment before you know, ejaculating.

[chasslez]

Guards took an arrow to the knee. Garrus took a rocket to the face. Shepard got spaced, blew up a Mass Relay, and killed a Thresher Maw on foot. I think we all know who's the superior one.

[burningxnecro]

@johnnycajxrt I used to put down other people's memes, same as you, I was a good commenter untill a Jedi shoved a lightsaber through my lungs.

[johnnycajxrt]

for the Skyrim people... you may have taken an arrow to the knee. But Garrus took a missile to the face, beat that

[LazarusGrimm]

Female Shepard: Garrus, what do you say? Shall we go up to the captain's cabine and... you know...

Garrus: (looks to his right) Can it wait a moment, I am in the middle of some calibrations...

That line has so much depth... xD

[Lawfish66]

@tubechao999 dude that would be the end of ME for me. Lol could never imagine that

[emogirl89allup]

@Playstation3userr ahh, love those skyrim references :) let me guess, someone stole ur sweet roll xD