Dilbert: Spin the Founder and The Phone Number Video

http://www.dilbert.com/animation

by Scott Adams

Dilbert demonstrates a new energy source and reveals why he doesn't date much.

In Spin The Founder, Dilbert says, 'We dug up the founder of our company and wrapped him in copper wire. Then we replaced his tombstone with a huge magnet. With any luck, our business practices will make him spin in his grace and generate electricity."

In The Phone Number, Woman says, 'I've never done this before, but may I have your phone number?' Dilbert says, 'home phone, cell phone, work phone, home email, work email, other home email, personal website, and if that fax machine is out of paper try the one down the hall. But leave me a voicemail if you do.'

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[leitermann]

we should hook the founding fathers up to one of those things!

[ZephyreSyx]

Now you know why Walmart have such low low prices. The only down side is that Sam is spinning in such velocity in powering stores around the world is that it draws the earth closer to the sun each coming year.

Sam Walton is truly a force to be reckon with.

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

Oh Dilbert, will you ever get some?

[DEATHBYFLYINGCDS]

@ZephyreSyx Meh dont worry the repulsiveness of disney teen stars keep us at a safe distance, thats why they have to replace them every 3-4 years.

[sionor]

Dilbert is immortal therefore he never ages while everyone around him dies.

[Symos]

She actually stuck round for all that?

[randomwhateverguy]

wow she actually died

[CrazyInTheMix613]

LMAO OVer And Over

[shyboy04]

dilberts sweater... priceless.

[burninfrets]

lol wat about target?

[1337Vivian]

Lolz!