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lyrics:Yo ma name's Dharok,
And I p'own at axing.
I ain't never been on steroids,
But thanks for askin'.
My axe is really big and so is ma *beep* *from karil: ooh!*
I'll completely own your face from here to Venus.
I'm the strongest of my brethren
That much is clear
My axe is so much cooler than Gunthan's War-Spear. *what!?!*
Yeah, my axe is so much cooler than Gunthan's War-Spear. Ahrim is the name, and Magic is the game
My awesome p'ownage spells result in fame
Ice barrage or fire blast
To finish the first, to quit the last
Normal, Ancients, Lunar or P'OWNAGE
Enchantments are so tight, I can
Turn onyx to STONEAGE
I'm honestly not bluffin'.
Don't believe me? Come fight!
The hill in the middle,
Yeah that's right! Wassup, I'm Gunthan and I'm here to say,
Though I wear a vest and skirt, I'm really NOT gay.
My spear can smash your puny drag pl8
Better turn your prayer on...
Oh no, too late.
What did you drop let's have a look and see
Oh yeah I can't do that I'm an NPC.
Get your act together bitch cos
I'm coming to get ya
You wanna get my armour, guess what,
I don't let ya.
I might be the youngest out of all my brothers
But I am the best out of all the others.
*next page*
Hey, I'm Torag, I may look like an ogre,
But I could smash your face in, over and over.
I'm totally cool, cos I got double hammers,
And they don't take crap from noobs or spammers.
Dharok the strongest?
So he likes to think,
But I could rip his head off quick as a blink.
Jokes, just kidding, cos he's my twin,
I roll in heavy armour just like him.
I'm really not fat, its ma armour,
Its chunky! However, with it on
I really look funky.
So think about this before you stuff your pack,
If you go diggin into my tomb,
you won't be coming back.
Sup. I'm Verac, I shouldn't be messed with
My drops might be appealing
but I don't suggest it.
Got a brassard on my right shoulder,
nothin on ma left
Cos I don't give a damn bout scarrin bare flesh.
Got a spiky metal ball on the end of a chain
Some people call it a flail,
I just call it pain.
I'm a stealth machine, better than a ninja,
I can bloody up your skull
And make your blonde hair ginger.
I think I've said enough 'bout my badass ways
Come on then come try to kill me
I'll have you in a daze.
Hello! I'm Karol, no wait that's KarIL,
I'm not butch like my brothers. Oh well, but still.
I'm really kinda skinny so I range from a distance.
I'm not a normal guy,
here's a 'for instance'...
I adore puppy's and pretty white flowers
I love Justin bieber and long hot showers.
My brothers think I'm weird I don't like blood.
In fact it makes me faint, splat my face in the mud.
That's why I range, so I can't see the spurts,
From that guy I just killed,
that looks like it hurts.
I'm sorry I don't like killing
Even when I'm in a huff
Cos if I kill that guy, he might lose all his stuff.
Another.....
*all* Dude shut up, lets finish this rap
Show all the noobs out there how we role -- brap
Dharok, Ahrim, Torag, Guthan.
Oh yeah, then there's Karil,
Who we're really tryinna toughen. *tee he*
Not forgetting Verac or he'll give us a slap. *grr*
We just forgot to fit him in,
To the beat of this rap.
We're the barrows brothers,
And look at us now.
P'owning all the noobs with a ja-clack-clack-pow!
We could kill the kbd with the experience that we've had
Lets go down to fight pits
Oh look there's Jad......OH CRAP**** RUN! HOLY MOTHER ********
Since when is Guthan "Gunthan" ?
ownedsecret 11 months ago 4
@ownedsecret lol i know.....i made this quite a long time ago, i didnt know much
phreshmon 11 months ago
desbret -_-
TheSuperGAMER2 1 year ago
@TheSuperGAMER2 lol y am i deperate?
phreshmon 1 year ago
Dharok has a black one handed axe over his soldger not a shiny axe over the front of his body in two hands
SilentNinja623 1 year ago
@SilentNinja623 .....dude hav u been on in the last 2 years? lol
phreshmon 1 year ago 2