This sums up how good I am at "Spelunky".

Your skills - equal to mine

I've done that as well.

It seems you've suffered from a YASD. :P

One time I blew up part of a shopkeeper's wall in the black market. With a fire frog that jumped from right outside their door.

Same situation, I tried to whip the frog before it got in, hit the shopkeeper with the backlash of the whip.

One time, a shopkeeper I thought was dead (he'd dropped his gold and everything) grabbed my shotgun out of my hand and shot me when I walked by, then sauntered back to his shop.

Freaking shopkeepers end most of my tries.

i like it when i time my bomb wrong and he kills me before it goes off, only to walk right next to it and die anyway

i now have a new one... i somehow shot myself with the shotgun... needless to say, i died, and was also angry

i've done this many times lol. although the arrow seems to be my suicide weapon of choice

Wow well that makes me feel way better, I thought I sucked but I managed to finish the game at 268 tries.

Holy butts that was loud.