SEX ADDICTED & THE CITY - THE PODCAST

I'm not afraid to admit that I Guts Mctavish have a sex addiction. Despite numerous co-ed rehab stints I still could not shake the nasty habit. Speaking of which I had a thing for an ex nun once but that doesn't enter into it. (her words)

This past week a television show that gave all males a little insight into the playbook of all females hit the big screen and hit it hard. In the race to see who had the biggest box office the 50-something gals from Sex & The City actually came out on top causing poor old 90-something Indiana Jones to admit his expectations came up a little short.

It has now been five months since I have had unemotional sex and for that I am proud. Unfortunately in my new podcast I manage to find myself knee deep in sexy fans of the movie which of course jeopardizes my sexual sobriety. How can I possibly remain celibate? Or will I find myself a loop hole and sell a bit here, sell a bit there, raise up enough money and get me one of them Charlie Sheen massages?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• SEX
• THE
• CITY
• Sarah
• Jessica
• Parker
• Horse
• Scotia
• Theatre
• Streeters

[georgeradul]

Made my day! Even my 57 year old mother thought it was priceless. Love the breathe through your nose gag.

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