Chain Bulletins (A Trollitrade Rant!? omg!)

Read meeee~! Or else you'll be---!!?

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...You'll be misinformed. xD

Hey there, guys! Trolli here! I've never ranted about anything before, but I was disturbed enough by a certain chain bulletin today that I just HAD to open my big beak. O_O

In case you wanna know, this is the chain bulletin I'm ranting about:

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Dear Youtube users,
This is a real letter from our Youtube Service Team, Robert and Angela. We are putting this because there is too much fake accounts, and robots in our Youtube community. In order to get rid of them, we are going to delete every account that did not repost this bulliten. You can either send it to all of your friends in a bulliten, or send this to all of your friends in a message.

BE WELL AWARE, that if you do not send this or repost it, your account will be deleted permanately. Sorry for the inconvience!

By the way, we added some new features on YouTube, if you reposted, and is gratified by us, we will let you use them!

Do not change the content inside, or else you will also get deleted.

- Youtube Service Team
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I've never been barraged more heavily with JUST ONE PARTICULAR bulletin before. ^_^;; I've gotten snowed on by a crap-load of DIFFERENT ones, but I got a million of this same exact one, even on my alternate account! O_O YES, it even found me THERE, and it's completey unrelated and distant from my regular account! ^__^;;

Great Scott!

I very much dislike chain bulletins of ANY KIND, especially the kind that scares people into reposting them by telling them their account will be deleted, or their family will die if they don't, or they'll have bad luck in love for the rest of their lives.

But those other things are a rant by themselves!

This one focuses on the latest "blah-blah-blah-or-your-account-will-get-deleted" chain.

Category:

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• trolli
• trade
• trollitrade
• rant
• full
• moon
• wo
• sagashite
• robot
• voice
• actress
• gollum

[aerotechway1]

"There is too much fake accounts" It should be "too many."

[trollitrade]

Actually, not quite. xD "There is too many fake accounts" is also grammatically incorrect. To write that sentence in a professional, educated way, the falty bulletin should have said "There ARE TOO MANY fake accounts". ^___^ (I didn't write that bulletin, by the way. This video is a now out-dated commentary on someone else's silliness). ^__^

[FlonneAdmirer]

Well said, trolli! :D Couldn't have said it better. ^_^ Yes, you're right. Those chain bulletins are just a waste of space in the bulletin box. Heck, I keep seeing those bulletins everyday.. I just laugh at the gullible people reposting them. xD;;

By the way, what program did you use to change your voice, hm? *__*

[trollitrade]

FLONNEYYYYY!!! (Tackle glomps) Hello!! ^___^ The program I used was just audacity - if you want to make the "robo" voice from the beginning, you end up using three audio tracks. ^_^ 1, record your voice saying something normally. Edit copy and paste the track TWICE, so you've got the same piece of audio three times. Then change the pitch of the second track to a high voice, then change the third to a low pitch. When you play it together, it sounds like that. xD

[Bleach565]

I agree with every single thing you just mentioned! How come I never noticed those mistakes? o.o

[trollitrade]

You've just got to look a little closer, that's all. ^_^ Most people just instantly repost this silly bulletin because there's an "OMG!" reaction to it. But it's easy to spot the mistakes when you know these bullitens are always-always-always full of crap! xDDD

[Kervinlereturns]

Haha, nice use of Full Moon :}

[DigitalPh0bia]

the day i witness one of these coming true will be the day that i grow wings and fly to the moon by myself and asexually reproduce and start an army of moonians who also all have wings and asexually reproduce and then i will lead my army to rain down onto the earth and shit on every single chainmail poster in the world and that will stop the problem before it gREALLY gets out of hand. i promise you this

[FriedGames]

I had a great laugh with this video! You earned my subscription.

[kittypr1nc3ss]

*beggining of video* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARY VOICE!

[xHDTV1x]

if you believe this you are a true fucker

[Carnage1235]

Oh wait, you noticed the misuse of grammar at the start, I guess I should of listened to the rest of the video.................... Dear god, it sounds like you're orgasming on every word you say, I must say that's quite impressive, since the only other person I know who does that is Tommy Wiseau from "The Room".

[Carnage1235]

Also notice that there is a misuse of grammar at the start, "We are putting this because there IS TOO MUCH (should be, there are too many).

[Hieifireshadow]

.... Knux? xD

[firekitty8]

Very well made

and I agree what on earth is a fake account. Who started this off ?