I'm On a Roof

I'm On a Roof. 2009 Herman Bubberts Awards 1st place winner. Bethel College, KS. Andy Findley, Garrett Whorton, Brett Clow, Max Wedel, Caleb Stephens, Dave Linscheid, Fred Unruh.

Spoof on Lonely Island's "I'm On a Boat". Lyrics changed to fit Bethel College places and faculty.


Sh-sh-Shell Sh-sh-Shell Sh-sh-Shelly!

AWWW SNAP! Get your binoculars ready.
It's about to go down.
Everybody on campus get your Pell Grant check.
And see how much you're still gonna owe.
Barry's runnin this, let's go.

We're on a roof, we're on a roof.
Everybody look at me cuz we're standin on a roof.
We're on a roof, we're on a roof.
Take a good hard look a this Bethel building roof.

I'm on the roof of the breastly lookin FAC.
Straight creepin around and hopin I can see,
More like spy on Bill Eash in his trench coat.
And perchin on this roof is the only antidote.

Take a picture trick, we're on a roof snitch.
We got our free pass to Bethel cuz we're so slick.
We got our sunglasses and our flippie-floppies.
We're catchin breeze's you in the bookstore straight flippin copies.

We're standin up on Haury, lookin at chicks and stuff.
Still wearin cutoffs, lookin vurry tough.
But this ain't Tabor man, and we don't take no guff.
We're on a roof Greg Dick and you can't mess with us.

I got my card and, I get it scanned and,
Bob Evans won't let me go back for seconds man.
I don't know what to do, when I'm in class with Paul Lew,
Should I grab a dictionary or a bottle of Grey Goose?!
Climb right up, this roof is REAL!!!

Forget the green I'm on Mantz, Larry Friesen.
Forget the caf I'm on Voth, Larry Friesen.
Forget the ground, forget boats, Larry Friesen.
Cuz we're wearin tux coats Larry Friesen!!

Hey Dale if you could see men now,
I know it's time for convo but I won't come down.
We wanna get up on Mem hall somehow.
Like Caleb Stephens, anything is possible!!

Yeah.
Never thought I'd see a roof,
Thought that I'd need architectural proof.
Menno Simmons look at me! Whoa.
Never thought I'd be this high,
And I don't really know why.
So I'll just wave goodbye,
To Dave Linscheid!!

We're on a roof, we're on a roof.
Everybody look at me cuz we're standing on a roof.
We're on a roof, we're on a roof.
Take a good hard look at this Bethel building roof.

Sh-sh-shell Sh-sh-shell Sh-sh-Shelly
Patty
Yeah yea yeah yeah

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Bethel College
• Andy Findley
• Garrett
• Whorton
• Brett Clow
• Max Wedel
• Caleb Stephens
• Nathan Eigsti
• I'm on a roof
• Dave Linscheid
• Fred Unruh

[bovineoutlaw]

i'm on roof! i'm on a roof! i'm on a roof!

[blade8202]

u had to call out Tabor huh, Bethel WHO? COMING SOON

[monsterworld1]

RETARDED MY IDEA DOUCHE

[cany949545]

omg lol funny

[MrDshaner]

My friends and I got in trouble by the cops for putting a bench on a roof... so I wrote a song called "I'm on a roof with a bench"

but ours is a lot different from this one

[Trebuchet1221]

why is it when you have a great idea, some one already took it?

[hogsfan123456789]

a-paiN!

[Kleave]

I love you guys...

[braedenjoh]

and you need to add more tags, like your names and The Bubbert Awards and Stuff About Lonely Island

[csloganbill]

We gonna get some lyrics posted with this or what?!