Mitchell and Webb - Bad Waiter

A sketch from the great sketch show of comic genius that is Mr Mitchell and Mr Webb

• Category

  Comedy

[ScrapperTBP]

That poor, friendly, Australian girl. Every job she gets, he replaces her.

[Luke Sparrow]

I'm a waiter and it's my goal in life to do this to someone.

[Zen Mann]

Be prepared to be beaten to a pulp by a ladle bearing maniac. And have the fork jammed up/through whatever orifice or weak point of your body the other person so chooses. And summarily dragged through the street by your upper class ego and soup strainer while all the humans scream "We've found an incredibly posh person who is still unaccountably alive. Kill the turd!" And the last thing you hear while you are justifiably culled is "We won! We won!"

[menckencynic]

The Bad Priest episode they did was so friggin' popular, *they* are now doing homages to their *own* *skits*.

They're back. The no-idea hacks who are still unaccountably writing comedy. Screw that HBO/original programming/high-quality crap, let the M-Webb's reign!

[benzagel]

Ya this guy is a dick!

[Anglo-Saxon RedCoat]

I'd happily be spoken to like shit if it was done in that manner

[Goodyfan17]

"We're back. The incredibly posh people who are still unaccountably waiters." Gotta love Mitchell and Webb.

[grrrtoo]

You done sucking up suedescentedsin?

[Gutrench1]

This is fucking brilliant

[suedescentedsin]

Ahh, you're a Canadian, a member of the nicest set of people on the planet.

[Jeeves574]

"How could I possibly introduce you to the manager?" Need to say that to someone who comes in complaining.

[Zen Mann]

I'd just smack him across the face with the ladle yelling. "Here's another game, Smack The Twat (pronounced like rat as a reference to their casino sketch." And follow up with a reference to how he only got into a posh school because his mother wasn't above whoring out to the headmaster.