TIger Woods Funny Car Crash Song

The Tiger Woods Funny Car Crash Song

Oh...the spotlight
Its on Tiger
And his lovely Swedish wife
Seems a mishap
On their driveway
Has invaded
Their private life

On the sidewalk
Friday morning uh huh
Lies a billion dollar spokesman
Just oozing life
Its someone sneaking out of the mansion
Could that someone
Be Tigers Wife?

Oh...Jesper Parnevic
Introduced them uh huh
She seemed so gentle
At her tender age
But those lovely hands
Are on a six-iron
Could this be love?
Or...Danish Rage

Ohhh....Night Club hostess
Slinky body uh huh
A martini or two
And shes lookin nice
Tigers flashing
Those famous pearly whites
Ohh...Could this be...
Our boy Tigers vice

Through the street lights
All the neighbors can see
Tigers Escalade
Has hit a tree
And a 6-iron
Bashing the windows
Fivell get you ten, Babe...
Its Tigers wife

Ohhh....the paramedics
Wiping the blood all away
And now theres Tigers blood
Selling on E-Bay
Semi-conscious on the ground he laid
But instinctively...
Asked for Gatorade

Ahhh...then he thought of Nike
And their bundle of bucks
Would they take it away?
Over this bad luck?
But this car crash
Could get him GEICO
Golfin with a gecko
Yeah ol Tigers.........Back in town
Tigers back in town
You'll see him on TV
You can't keep him away!

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[golfcomic]

Seen on WGN TV (Chicago) Morning Show today, Friday Dec 4.

[djswift123]

whoever talking about tiger woods is a nigger asian need to shut up and stop being races this is 2011 about to be 2012 in 6 more days shutup ya'll just hating because he rich taking care of his life and ya'll sitting on the couch with something stuck up yur butt

[Drew927]

@palatiality lol

[thundernuts0]

Why the fuck did that beautiful woman date that nigger asian

[austin124450]

change his name to (cheetah) insted of tiger

[sixstrings209]

What an UGLY couple @2:55 -304.

[pinkpie3]

He is advised to respond the why he responds!

Ur still#1 Tiger that will never change!

Get Well and Keep on keeping on.

All nonsense!

Tiger worked hard all his life!

ThisSCANDAL was planned years ago!

PLAN- to destroy the black males public IMAGE HE WORKED SO HARD FOR. and ROB him for his hard yearned money!

[Drew927]

tiger woods slut wife got 750 million just for pretending to like tigers small penis and having a kid with him

[entradieo]

@sophocha for real, I was thinking the same thing... "good way to ruin a good car or any car at that "

[sophocha]

1:09 ...Even Tiger???....Why oh why do you have to destroy that car by installing that ugly ass alloys!....I didn`t mind the broken window, but voluntary making your car worst is beyond me

[mmsb76]

you know if I had a wife as hot as Tigers wife is I'll never leave home.....