Spicy or Not? 辣不辣？ (Chinese Food Rap)

Our (slow) rap about Chinese food.

LYRICS:
find a nice store and then go in
they've got all the flavours, thick and thin
the doll will shake and you will see
the tastiest ever bubble tea

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CHORUS (x2):
zheige la le ma? (diff voice) bu la!
ai ya, hen la le! dui ma?

neige la le ma? (diff voice) bu la!
ai ya ya! neige tai la!

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whatever you want, come find it with me
fried rice, tu dou si, kung pao ji!
if you dare and you like meat
you can also try some chicken feet!

People in Hangzhou, Guangzhou, and Zhengzhou
all love the fried rice from Yangzhou.
whatever you see, wherever you go,
you can always trust the egg and tomato!

Street food stores can forever be seen
selling BBQ squid, tofu and ice cream!

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BRIDGE:
the taste we like,
the style we psych
the food we smell
is not from hell

CHORUS (x2):
zheige la le ma? (diff voice) bu la!
ai ya, hen la le! dui ma?

neige la le ma? (diff voice) bu la!
ai ya ya! neige tai la!

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Go to the North, and try some jiaozi
If there's none, try baozi
if there's none, try guazi
If there's none, zou zou zou la!

go to beijing, eat duck of beijing,
wangfujing no gong bao jiding
go to hainan, eat fish of hainan,
xi'an no chao jidan fan

If you don't want another fried rice
then look out for a Western release
Carrefour, Walmart, Metro and Tesco
all have chocolate, bread and oreos!

if you cant stand the chinese tea
just go to mcDonalds or kfc
a hideous burger is seen from afar
and you wanna go back to have bing hong cha!

Beijing has duck, Qingdao has fish,
most of the cities have special dish
you go to Sichuan, it has a lot
however, you will find it is all hot

On Laoshan drink iced pi jiu
on the mountains, it echoes
in Dalian, enjoy the beach
and maybe even a juicy peach

forget pancakes with berries of blue
try some tanghulu, its like glue
you can eat here many times an hour
maybe you can have it sweet and sour

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BRIDGE:
we share all plates
which no one hates
we're all together
the more, the better!

CHORUS (x2):
zheige la le ma? (diff voice) bu la!
ai ya, hen la le! dui ma?

neige la le ma? (diff voice) bu la!
ai ya ya! neige tai la!

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In the South they have stinky doufu
or do like the panda and eat the bamboo
you can also taste the fried jellyfish
that's a new one if you are Danish

The big restaurants a place to consume
the round tables give you plenty of room
Go there with a friend or a foe
Dine together starting with mantou

Go to a bar, get all you need
blue drinks and even sunflower seeds
The girls are pretty, the boys are bad
and the food is delicious, I might add

the food is delicious, I might add!

(all) xie xie!

Backing Track: China Dream - Lubo de Velkoff

Category:

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• hangzhou
• qingdao
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[Likestoparty21]

if im not mistaken he said the n word

[rywind]

@Likestoparty21 Nei-ge? It means that in Chinese

[Bullfinch6]

me like!!!

[cantwine12]

Jaybeom!:D

[scampynoXD]

I luv Chinese food =D

[Cedarpoint582]

I feel...thoroughly entertained.

[1Daveydarko]

I see a musical career heading your way :D

[JonnyFrance007]

great stuff

[greendaycranberryfan]

:D That's funny! 5 stars.