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Carl Sagan stated that he's not very good at singing songs.
However, this is one of the best musical works since the beginning of time, and Sagan's the one singing most of it.
Ergo, there are two possibilities:
1. Carl Sagan is a liar (unlikely), or
2. This is not a song.
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"A morning filled with 400 billion suns" Best. Line. Ever.
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Like!!!
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@thidritoboladao see rehashing someone else's old material and passing it off as your own in an effort to make yourself appear superior only weakens your argument. If you wish to believe in nothing knock yourself out, all I'm doing is being open to the possibility of a creator, and asking why people feel the gleeful urge to destroy other's instead of uplifting them. It's senseless to me. I am guilty of it myself on occasion and even then it's nonsense.
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780 people destroyed themselves.
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@erionmema1 Fortunately Hell seems to be the residence or destination of all the even remotely interesting people who have ever lived.
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@MCVXtreme this needs it's very own Rage Comic.
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@AdamLovesTheLORD1 No benevolent, all powerful, and most merciful deity would invent the Caps Lock button, and then allow you access to it.
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@AdamLovesTheLORD1 I did, and that's why I became an atheist.
Stephen Hawking - autotuning before it was popular.
thedarkone123123 6 days ago 83
"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch"
*Me preparing stuff
"You must first invent the universe"
Me:FUCK
MCVXtreme 4 days ago 24