Gene Wilder Willy Wonka's famous rant - YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
Grandpa Joe: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate - Uh, the lifetime supply of chocolate... for Charlie. When does he get it?
Willy Wonka: He doesn't.
Grandpa Joe: Why not?
Willy Wonka: Because he broke the rules.
Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Charlie?
Willy Wonka: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

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[claytonc1000]

He is just pissed off because his wife left him and took half of everything..

[Risco98]

I SAID GOOD DAY!!!

[bcakapinky]

"You get NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!" LOL

[LudwigBoltzmannLives]

had a guidance counselor just like that

[BlockMechanics]

0:47

[Landon Gossage]

Movies just don't have the outrageous rants that they used to. And that's coming from a teenager lol

[mike H]

Maybe my Latin is off but it sounds like he says "glory to the burning of the building" and "no bad act shall be punnished twice" at the end. Either way, it is hilarious

[mike H]

He would make a great contracts lawyer! I showed this to my contracts class in law school and everyone cracked up! LOL

[koolaid2528]

This is how I feel when I teach differential equations to people...