Gene Wilder Willy Wonka's famous rant - YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka?
Willy Wonka: I am extraordinarily busy, sir.
Grandpa Joe: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate - Uh, the lifetime supply of chocolate... for Charlie. When does he get it?
Willy Wonka: He doesn't.
Grandpa Joe: Why not?
Willy Wonka: Because he broke the rules.
Grandpa Joe: What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Charlie?
Willy Wonka: Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera..."Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera..."Memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

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[Akriloth2160]

It's a fact of nature - you CANNOT replicate Gene Wilder.

[ponchato]

You mad?

[caelocanth2]

He'll always be Dr Fronk-en-steen to me, Dan, but this is some might good stuff.

[Guilmon470]

I didn't think minors could sign legal contracts. :/

[TheCinemaTologist]

Gene Wilder just reminded me why I love this movie.

[Cinemaserials]

whats the point of the safe?

[bonkuraysan]

@ashtonmadhatter turns out "Memo bis punitor delicatum" is actually gibberish. "fax mentis incendium gloria cultim" (as i have found) means "the torch of glory kindles the mind".

[bonkuraysan]

the first line he says "fax mentis incendium gloriae" means the torch of glory kindles the mind. however "Memo bis punitor delicatum" is actually gibberish. found that on imdb :D

[Mudstarofskyclan]

You broke the rules! Now everyone will be mad!

[14BabyRedHead14]

Cool story, bro.

[gamershrader]

that safe, i cant figure out it's combination D: i lose!

[ashtonmadhatter]

@Chrismasfish He says,"'Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum,' et cetera, et cetera...'Memo bis punitor delicatum!'" It's Latin.