I'm on the Phone (Explicit)

Here's my entry for the Smule/T-Pain "I'm on a Boat" contest (http://iamtpain.smule.com/contest ) for Smule's "I am T-Pain" app for the iPhone. Get your chargers ready! View, rate, and comment!

Lyrics:
Aww s**t
Get your chargers ready, it's about to go down
Everybody in the place turn your ringers up real high
But don't forget about that vibrate feature
We're making calls, let's go!

I'm on the phone
I'm on the phone
Everybody keep it down
cause I'm talking on the phone

I'm on the phone
I'm on the phone
Hold on just one sec
cause I won't put it on hold

I'm on my cellphone motherf****r
just listen and see
Making plans with my crew
like they right next to me

I go through minutes like they water
Man the time has flown
I hear my ringtone again
now I'm back on the phone

Leave a voicemail, trick,
I'm on the line, b***h
I'll get a notification
later of calls I missed

I got a bluetooth
and a data plan
I got a phone
you at home chatting through string and cans

I'm in the Chic-fil-a
Sending texts and s**t
Eating waffle fries
Flirting with this girl I just met

But this ain't match.com fool
this is as real as it gets
I'm on the phone single fellas
don't you ever forget

I'm in the car and
I text with one hand
Keeping it low cause it's illegal
here in Maryland

I'm on the Now network
Number of dropped calls: zero
If you're on the quiet floor
you sure not me-oh

Check it out
the phone has 3G!

F**k mail
I got a phone motherf****r
F**k AIM
I text message motherf****r
I'm on the net
updating facebook motherf****r
This phone
has AutoTune motherf****r

Hey ma, if you could see me now
Talking hands free and spinning around
Gonna make a call from the moon somehow
Like a black president, anything is possible

Yeah
I never thought I'd be off the phone
But now my services starting to roam
Come back A T & T
Never thought I'd see the day
When there'd be no bars on my display
It hurts so much to say
My signal faded

I'm on the phone
I'm on the phone
Everybody keep it down
cause I'm talking on the phone

I'm on the phone
I'm on the phone
Hold on just one sec
cause I won't put it on hold

Shawty
UMBC

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• phone
• umbc
• tpain
• boat
• im on a boat
• autotune
• smule
• vocoder
• lonely island
• snl
• saturday night live
• im on the phone

[strwberrychelly]

I definitely drove by this being filmed and I was soooo confused. But this is awesome!

[gfiumara]

I don't blame you haha! Glad you enjoyed it -- pass it on!

[umbcmamasboys]

yes yes yes yes!!!!

[gfiumara]

Stamp of approval from the Mama's Boys!

[ToastyToasterToast]

Freaking best video in the contest

[cellogirl05]

Sondheim and Tru Grit stole the show! Go big dawgs!

[TheFoxytrick]

Give me back my 3:20 minuts of my life.

Or I will commit suicide.

[RAVENS640]

Maryland represent

[gregusd123]

Fucking stealer u stole from the other dudes

LOL GTFO !!!

THEY R THE REAL ONCE

[OsmossProductions]

suck....

[PROWLL7]

lol hahah cool

[Stobal32]

Because I was with them. And it says it on their video, under Statistics and Data.

[gfiumara]

Not to start more controversy, but how can you know when they filmed?

[Stobal32]

First of all, they shot their video the day before this one was uploaded.

Second of all, if this video had any chance of winning, it would have done so during one of the 4 weeks it has been up for. They obviously weren't impressed with this video in the first place.

Plagiarism is very serious accusation. Don't toss it around so lightly.

[dynamiteinc4]

don't worry i know the original one with you guys was stolen from the week 9 finalist... i'm going to try and prove you guys are original and how they stole your idea...

[vladik210]

i lol'd. funnyy