Bernard's Watch - Ending Time (1/2)

Bernard wakes up on New Year's Eve to find that his watch has been stolen by an arch-criminal mr rattle mr rattle is mean to Bernerd his mother knocks mr rattle out. When he finally gets it back, the villain's deeds have made the watch stop working. Could the new millennium be the end of Bernard's watch?

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Entertainment

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• Bernard's
• Watch
• Ending
• Time
• (1/2)

[chasingthesky]

his mum would get it.

[TheThumbStrum]

If you'll excuse me potatoes

[99iHussain]

Mr Rattle is Den Waats from Eastenders lol

[bandmedal]

Stupid mum and why in the name of Christ are you using the good china instead of paper plates? Get a grip woman.

[kcunningham064]

omg that is leslie from fort boyrd. haha mr rattle, lol

[bakedpotatoheadmunch]

@FergusMustFeed Well if you really want to find the absolute zenith in sexual climaxes then let me let you into a little secret: auto erotic asphyxiation while watching that little fart face about to get sawed in half. Bro, when you cum you'll feel like you've been propelled to the moon. Takes a bit of dexterity managing the wanking, the noose & the remote control but totally worth it. Give it a go. I save it for the weekends generally, get me some nice silky girls panties to wear too.

[FergusMustFeed]

@bakedpotatoheadmunch God, you're sick! I must say I like it!!! Tho I've ALWAYS been something of a 'lady's man' (ex: how I pulled that hot little tartlette Lucy & had Karen basically BEGGING for it by the show's demise), you have made me ponder my sexuality. See, I too find the thought of Bernard aka. David Peachey meeting an inevitable blood bath arousing in the extreme. I'm gonna test its climax potential by rewatching & playing a nice game of choke the chicken to measure my load expendature!

[bakedpotatoheadmunch]

@FergusMustFeed This is probably the best Bernard's Watch episode EVER! For years I'd arrive home from school to see that weasel faced goody two shoes on my screen doing pansy stuff with his watch. However one day I arrived home to this episode. I saw Bernard being dangled off the edge of a building, then him heading face first into a circular saw, my dick nearly popped out my pants I was so hard! I dropped my school bag & began masturbating furiously till I covered the ceiling with spunk.

[FergusMustFeed]

Mmm, Dirty Den. I learned all my tricks from him! As Fergus, a BW alumn, tho I was not featured in this Ep, I was a regular on set. I got to meet the man, the myth, the perverted legend himself. He was instrumental in making me who I am today. Also, anyone, fictitious or real, who threatens that WEASEL Bernard gets a gold star in my book. I hope I too can be the stuff of tabloid legend, caught w my knickers down me ankles wanking to Asian fart domination porn! Or just me sweet Lucy doin a dance!

[CelticKisses]

I have to admit, this episode is pretty scary.