Death By Preciousness

Fussy eating blows my mind, always has, always will.
So I'm listening to talkback radio and this nice lady explains her teenage boy will only eat dry food. This fact lodged in my brain like a rusty arrow head.
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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• precious
• parenting
• practices
• fussy
• eating
• vegan
• steak
• well
• done
• lactose
• intolerance
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[iDrooly]

Sean do you think its possible to pass a law to where you'll need a license to breed. Say you have to pass an IQ test and take the necessary tests/training to raise a child. If it won't prevent stupid people from multiplying it will at least cut down the numbers.

No one is born stupid, Only mentally challenged.

[seanbedlam]

It's a basic human right to inflict nasty versions of yourself on your long-suffering neighbors.

[P00P0STER0US]

Humanity is dying, in spite of your best efforts. I'm sorry.

[seanbedlam]

Thanks Tony Robbins! :)

[cpsharifi]

If anything we could learn from this boy, in this time of economic recession we should be more choosy about what we consume or purchase.

[seanbedlam]

Cultivating random pet hates for a nicer future.

[billybadbrakes]

One day when I was a young-un i was going down hill very fast on my bike and I pulled the brakes just a bit too hard!! I went arse over tit and ended up on my face on the unforgiving concrete! On returning home, I told dad the story thro the blood and occasional sniffs! Dad, bless him, uttered these never to be forgotten words, "don't worry son, it could have been worse! ....that could have been me!!!"

[WillyWonkaIsSatanic]

ahhh mr bedlam, we cant kill children because they can evolve, theres still time for them to become not-a-cunt. the problem here; i think, is that we cant kill parents. so when you see a child thats being a cunt, remember, youre a cunt too, forgive him.

[jonship]

All those who overcook steak must die. By cooking.

[thramagen]

"I want to eat sugary treats for breakfast each day!" omfg i almost sprayed orange juice out my nose.

[thramagen]

you dont like vegans huh

[Negatif666]

@seanbedlam Damn, right!

[mooxim]

lol one of your better ones.

[Fuliginosus]

Ew--wet food! Not for me, thank you.

[AudacityOfGrey]

"when this news broke over me like a wave of unsually toxic sewage"

LOL

[p717]

My suggestion as an alternative to post birth abortions: Send your kids to America. The population is insanely armed and operates other dangerous equipment that they barely meet the IQ requirements to. We have religious rite nutters writing POPULAR books about family values..stressing things like a boy should shower with his father...that way he'll be able to see "Who the man is" (no joke).

[myownfreeworld]

And I landed in the fireplace :D