Creepy, Creepy Love

Songwriters are always trying to write a sexy love song, but sometimes sexy just comes out wrong. So James Blunt, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper: this is your flipside. You're one inappropriate comment from scaring the women off for good.

Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY

Lyrics:
I saw you on the subway
You were all alone
You gave me a quick glance
So I followed you home
You started walking quickly
When I turned down all the same streets
Pretty soon we both were sprinting
Then you ran into your building
You thought you lost me at your door
Then the lights when on on the third floor
Now I know where you live
And all I want to give you is my love
My creepy, creepy love

I don't like your doorman
He always tells me that you're gone
I'm just trying to get your shoe size
For this little thing that I'm working on
Why must you hide from me
Can't you let me inside? I'll be
A gentleman you won't get hurt
I just want to smell your shirts
You're faking this whole hard edge
Oh, I've been through your garbage
And these charges filed are frivolous
Girl, all I want to give you is my love
My creepy, creepy love
All I want to give you is my love
My creepy love

Why can't you feel my yearning?
I'm literally burning
I mean literally, I lit myself on fire
I'm the fuel you're the matches
If you'd just sift through these ashes
Maybe the thing you'd catch is my desire
And my creepy love
I'm a hunka hunka burnin' creepy love

I've seen you with that new guy
The one that lives uptown
I don't think that you should see someone
Who won't for much longer be around
And I don't like that place you work
I show up and they go berserk
I only want to see you
To dress like you and to be you
I want you unobstructed
So don't think of it as abducted
Oh, that just sounds too negative
When all I want to give you is my love
My creepy, creepy love
My staring-at-you-too-long-in-public love
My standing-outside-the-window-in-a-rainstorm-with-no-umbrella love
My creepy love

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Rob Paravonian
• paravonian
• comedy
• music
• funny music
• humor
• guitar comedy
• love song
• funny love song
• james blunt
• ben harper
• jack johnson
• Bell House
• Brooklyn

[spykp]

Rob.... too many requests to just ignore them man! GIVE US THE CHORDS ALRDY! :P

[paravonian]

@spykp You are correct, they're up at my facebook page but I'll paste them here too: Verse Cmaj7, A-7, D-7, G7 2x F6, E7, A-7, D-7 F6, E7, A-7, D-7/G7 ...Chorus Cmaj7, A-7, D-7, G7 2x (or more sometimes)See More Bridge: Bb, E7, A-7, D-7 Bb, E7, A-7, D-7 G7 Enjoy, and thanks for watching!

[TheCeejReturns]

Oh, Rob, you promised you weren't going to write a song about my love for you. And you called it creepy? Come on. That's a little harsh. Out of the ordinary, maybe.

[jorgepanky]

chords, anyone?? xD

[ahoover72]

Awesome as always! Great song.

[reallycoolamvs13]

Lol. Literally set myself on fire.

[BadThingsJustHappen]

Standing-outside-the-window-in­-a-rainstorm-with-no-umbrella. I've done that. Should I admit that? No? okay.

[stevepjk]

ode to a stalker, very good

[micwellssongs]

I may just start stalking you after this one ... (creepy fan)

[smurfyday]

@harrypmgs Comedy shouldn't make people angry like that. You're the one missing the point, unfortunately.

[Donutsarereallygood]

I now have to play this for my girlfriend.

[ashutosh998]

Good work buddy

[sailorstarfairy1]

@Turtletypernumbah12 CRAP - you have totally made me a sad sad panda now - no more cool sting, just creepy creepy stalker sting....

[maxdeathlore]

I loved this song! You're hilarious! Nice job :)