Parody of Where is the love by Black Eyed Peas
Coffee craze is all over the world and coffee shops are sprouting everywhere. People lined up just to spend 12 dollars per cup. This is crazy for a beverage drink.
Here is the parody lyrics. Apology to Black Eyed Peas. Especially to my kababayan member of Black Eyed PEas APL Pineda. This is just for fun production only.
Where Is My Cup
Lyrics by Lynman Bacolor
All right absurd 2009
What's wrong with the world brotha'
New age drinkers salivating and go gaga
I think the whole world addicted to the word java
Easily excited when they hear something mocha
Every block yeah it's a real commercialism
They still got commercial here sayin'
It's from USA approved by FDA
The Beans are hand-picked by the underpay
When you try to line up and get a taste
Under grad barista he'll discriminate
While he discriminate he'll says "your order sir is great"
And when you hear great then you feel you can relate yeah
Tippin' is what you'll demonstrate
And that exactly how orderin' works and operates
Man you gotta have brain and don't take their bait
Take control of your cash or you will gain more weight
Let your tongue alienate to the taste y'all y'all
People sippin' people slurpin'
Hard earned pay they all go flyin'
All the flavors are hard to read
Freebies of latte is all you need
Folgers, Maxwell, Great Taste, help us
Instant coffee from the pack
Just add some water sugar and some powder milk
So where is my cup
Where is my cup
Where is my cup my cup my cup
The taste, ain't the same always estrange
Flavors are strange varieties insane
Like this one a weasel coffee
The world high-priced coffee a delicacy
Civet eating beans
Chemicals from intestine collect their droppings
With low annual supply and demand increasing
So try to ask yourself is the poopin' really good
So ask somebody else if the poops might improve their mood
The more people consuming then the poor cat keeps poopin
Endangered civet cat consuming to a greater extent of coffee bean
Not respecting animal rights denied brother
A craze is going on but the reason undercover
Products are kept secret hidden under the rug
If you know this bean is a poop will you drink it?
If this a cat poop ya'll come one (I don't know)
True this is a cat poop y'all come on (I don't know)
It's a cat poop
People sippin' people slurpin'
Hard earned pay they all go flyin'
All the flavors are hard to read
Freebies of latte is all you need
Folgers, Maxwell, Great taste, help us
Instant coffee from the pack
Just add some water sugar and some powder milk
So where is my cup
Where is my cup
Where is my cup my cup my cup
World coffee bean consumption is much greater
Patrons getting younger and take some order
Most of us we all need more caffeine boostin'
Call center agents lining up in coffee shop direction
Wi-fi connection always flagged by the media
Internet must free is the main criteria
Taste testing the young mind is better to get their idea
promo like a free cup when they go to a cinema
YO whatever happened to the value of my hot coffee
Whatever happened to the fairness of the quality
Instead we drinking coke we drinking pricey coffee
Lack of coffee drinking leading lives away from reality
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under
That's the reason why sometime I'm feeling down
There's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under
Gotta sip some more to get away to this frown
People sippin' people slurpin'
Hard earned pay they all go flyin'
All the flavors are hard to read
Freebies of latte is all you need
Folgers, Maxwell, Great taste, help us
Instant coffee from the pack
Just add some water sugar and some powder milk
So where is my cup
Where is my cup
Where is my cup my cup my cup
Where is my cup
Where is my cup
Where is my cup
Where is my cup
No civet cat was hurt during the production of this song.
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