The DIST Sheet Song

For those of you who decided to take AP Lang, here's a summary of the most important sheet you'll ever have in that class. Lyrics are below if for some reason you cannot understand meh jamaican accent. ENjoy!=)

You change your mind
Like Kincaid changes tones
Yeah, you analyze like Hurston
I would know

And you always think
Always write abstractly
I should know
That youre just a plain old DIST sheet

Repetition and slang
essential in lang
a pun thats formal
ironys normal
objective or not
subjective why not?
an apostrophe
synecdoche with e

You, you can never be concrete ,no
You, but you dont want similie, oh

Sarcasm and diction
with an allusion
whats antithesis?
different from thesis?

We used to be metaphors, figrative
Then Bragg came along, with all his allusions
Used to laugh, at those puns
But right now, youre no fun
I should know
That youre just a plain old DIST sheet


simple and complex
its compound-complex
personify this
whats this? synthesis
the natral order
can be split order
whats cacophonous?
not euphonoious!



You, you can never be concrete ,no
You, but you dont want similie, oh

Oxymorons and puns
juxtaposition
some metaphors too
a sentence thats loose

Someone call the Ms. Mairs
paradoxes are not in pairs
that is an understatement
thats hyperbole

You change your mind
Like Kincaid changes tones

Declare and imper
Exclam and inter
are four sentence types
and some, they cause fights
supportive or not?
balanced alls we got
parallel structure
the sentence structure

Repetition and slang
essential in lang
a pun thats formal
ironys normal
objective or not
subjective why not?
an apostrophe
synecdoche with e


You, you can never be concrete ,no
You, but you dont want similie, oh

Repetition and slang
essential in lang
a pun thats formal
ironys normal, mal, mal, mal

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• DIST Sheet
• Xavier Moss
• Hot n Cold Spoof
• DIST

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