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What Would Jesus NOT Do?

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Uploaded on Apr 17, 2009

We always hear about the many amazing things that Jesus of Nazareth apparently did, but nobody ever asks about the things that Jesus supposedly COULD have done, being omnipotent, but either didn't bother to do or didn't think were all that important. You know, things like... reducing human misery and suffering... that kind of thing.
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It occurs to me that if indeed the miracles recorded in the bible were in fact true, and really did happen... then that only shows Yahweh/Jesus to be an even MORE malevolent and cruel being than we see in the old testament, and that's saying something. If the miracles somehow prove that Jesus WAS in fact a god in human form, but all he could be bothered to do was turn water into wine and heal only a few hundred, or even a few thousand people with his magic saliva, then really - what is the use or good of such a god? Think of what a visiting, omnipotent deity COULD have done - but in this case, apparently, chose not to!!!!!

And this is meant to be that god's main advertisement of its existence! Walking on water in front of a few of his mates, for the benefit of billions and billions of people who, if they don't believe in his divinity and surrender control of their souls to him, will be sent to burn in agony for eternity.

People - DOES THIS RELIGION MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL?????

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**** VIRGIN BIRTHS****
There appears to be some disagreement about which of the virgin births I listed are in fact accurate records of religious traditions, especially Krishna, Horus and Mithra.
My main source for that list was : "Shaken Creeds: The Virgin Birth Doctrine, a study of its origin" (2003) by Jocelyn Rhys (Kessinger Publishing). Other sources were "God is not Great" (2007) by Christopher Hitchens (Published by Twelve), and Wikipedia.
I have rechecked these sources in light of the disputes that have come up. I admit to the error of listing Krishna on the basis of the Rhys book- I misread the passage dealing with Krishna. A genuine mistake... However, Hitchens DOES list Krishna as having been recognised as being born of a virgin.
Whilst I admit to the research error on the matter of Krishna and will take greater care next time, I put it to you that it still stands, that by NO MEANS WHATSOEVER was Jesus' birth to the 'virgin' Mary the first ever such miraculous conception ever recorded in a religious tradition. By the time the Jesus story was first written down, the idea of virgin deity-births was OLD, and had been done many, many times, and an omniscient Yahweh would have known this. Even if 50% of my list was put there in error, the point would still stand.
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Inspiration for this one came from a link I was sent, to a website called Ebon Musings. Check this link. A couple of things on this page stood out as so wonderfully and scathingly accurate, and got me thinking.
http://www.ebonmusings.org/atheism/gu...

I'd like to say here that the first comment which included the word "evolution" came only 12 hours after the video was uploaded. Thanks for that, that's a new record. Let's see if we can get it quicker next time though, shall we?

PLEASE go and look up that incredible rant in Deuteronomy that I quoted at the beginning of the video. It didn't really relate to the theme of the vid but it is a fucking classic passage, of Yahweh the bitter, wretched, old arsehole in the sky, spewing his violent hatred of mankind into the faces of his dearly beloved "chosen" people. Deuteronomy 28. One of my new favorite bible passages.

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  • yashaouchan

    Your videos are SO fantastic because they show logically how ridiculous religious points of view is. Thank you for all of your hard work.

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  • Gatitasecsii

    In DM2525 and NSC's videos I always feel very sorry about the angels/jeoffrey when they try to smack some sense in Yahweh's full of ego head.

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  • Michael Mauser

    Good video! After reading Deuteronomy 28 it was very clear to me why some people object so much to things like same sex marriage - they believe that if they allow OTHER people to sin, god will punish EVERYONE! Maybe with another tsunami or another scourge like AIDS. They can't just let us nonbelievers sin and go to hell.

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  • agent004b

    "and you might let her know that her consent is neither requested nor required" -the best line! lol

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  • acsfloorcovering

    According to the new testament Jesus isn't god. NSC is simply demonstrating what most Christians believe. Unitarians believe only the Father is god. Jesus is supposed to be the messiah a descendant of David. However the book of Matthew includes a Greek virgin birth myth attached to it so there goes the male Jewish lineage right out the window. ...its all a culmination of ancient mythological ideas designed to appease Constantine.

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  • Zorriet

    ??????

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    in reply to ElusiveParticle (Show the comment)
  • F Cole

    My pet unicorn finds this video offensive, I'm telling Jebus on you!

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  • LtSarge

    I'm going to perform a blood sacrifice, to appease myself, and its going to be a human sacrifice, and the human I'm going to sacrifice to appease myself, is myself!

    Sir, that doesn't make any sense.

    I absolutely love that delivery.

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  • ElusiveParticle

    Artificial Intelligence Is God .com

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  • pickle430

    Also why didn't that person talk about the UFOs that Ezekiel of the Bible saw like in

    2 Kings 2:11?

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  • ThePeasles

    If I can butt in, I was raised Baptist and we were definitely that that Jesus was God as well as the Son of God as well as human as well the boogeyman. Or something like that.

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