Bears In Games - Dragon Age Origins Part 3 - Elf Sex, Dwarf Sex, and Kevin

Spoiler Alert! Brief shots of a later encounter with Loghain. Nothing too bad though. Johnny wraps up his Dragon Age Origins episode with a look at his own custom character - Kevin the Dwarf! Based on a real life - and very heterosexual - Kevin, this dwarf conquers Ferelden - and the hearts of many a dwarf and elf! Yes, we see the Zevran love scene in all its Enya-laiden, romantic glory. But there's also the less-publicized adventures at the Pearl, where you can have some fun with a man (or woman, I guess) of your race of choice! Also: Master Wade, Armorer and Homosexual, Shale's weird Harvey Fierstein voice, and Alistair tells us a little story!

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[Nymphadana]

Haha, thanks for making me ROFL!

^_^

Kevin.... Lol!

[BearsInGames]

@Nymphadana No problem! Poor Kevin!

[charsenDAO]

Shale is female --

also one cool thing about DA is that if a female PC tells Zevran that she does not like the fact that he's slept with men before, he breaks off the romance and says that he cannot change who he is.

there are other gay characters in the game too. plus in the DA books!

[BearsInGames]

@charsenDAO Yes, I found out Shale is female about a day after posting this video. ;)

[mightguy6]

What armor does Allistar have on at the end???

[BearsInGames]

@mightguy6 I think he has the Blood Dragon armor...

[nfo944]

this game is a sex house!

[Cyberium]

I always ask myself, how could anyone resist a dwarf? Muscle, stockiness, hardy attitude, willing to have fun, loyal friendship, etc =D

[shikamarurules12]

"Is there something in your tent that needs... assassinating?"

[koobert]

@Cashe27 Seriously! I know! Can you believe it? The game basically forces you to have gay lover after gay lover, and then in the User Agreement you have to agree to convert to sodomy.

[Cashe27]

God dammit y the fk do they have to put homosexuality in a great game like seriously -.-

[madax132]

masterwade. . . I wonder is they are hinting at something. On a serious note though I also like how they created they did this and didn't have the gay stereotypes for the elf, I lol'ed at the gay bar comment about wade though nice one.

[madax132]

LOL at the cutscene.

[darkschnieder88]

NOT ONLY IS IT A DWARF WITH AN ELF!!! ITS A GAY DWARF WITH A GAY ELF!!!!! I AM TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!!!!!!

[tadge72]

gay kevin is HOT

[SolidusSnacks]

@BearsInGames If you do, you simply MUST post it! I love your commentary.