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"John McCain" Original Parody (Chocolate Rain) by Jon Hampton

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Uploaded by on Oct 19, 2008

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Thanks to Tay Zonday for his original Chocolate Rain.
And thank you for John McCain for the inspiration :P

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"John McCain"

John McCain
Is Old But He Can Still Do A Good Job
John McCain
If He Loses I Will Start To Sob

John McCain
Long ago was a prisoner of war
John McCain
Will always make sure to settle the score

John McCain
Lost to Bush but can beat Obama
John McCain
Will take care of that stupid Osama

John McCain
Is going bald and could use some Rogaine
John McCain
Makes Democrat voters go insane

John McCain
Is under-rated by the media
John McCain
Is much better than Wikipedia

John McCain
Has experience and change we need
John McCain
Is not George Bush and doesn't smoke the weed

(Chorus)
John McCain
We're growing near time for election day
John McCain
Make sure that the man is here to stay

(Chorus)
John McCain
We're growing near time for election day
John McCain
Make sure that the man is here to stay

John McCain
Now is not the time to fix the blame
John McCain
It's time to fix the problems in this game

John McCain
Comes second place to Stephen T. Colbert
John McCain
Is always first when Stephen is not there

John McCain
Chose Sara Palin as his running mate
John McCain
Makes it hard for some to concenrate

John McCain
Is also an accomplished author
John McCain
Go out and buy Worth The Fighting For

John McCain
I hope he will someday listen to this
John McCain
Will make the strike and not just stand and hiss

John McCain
I don't know how Tay sang his song so long
John McCain
But that has nothing to do with this song

(Chorus)
John McCain
We're growing near time for election day
John McCain
Make sure that the man is here to stay

(Chorus)
John McCain
We're growing near time for election day
John McCain
Make sure that the man is here to stay

John McCain
Vanilla Snow has nothing on this track
John McCain
Will leave you lying flat on your back

John McCain
Is the original Maverick
John McCain
Is not Teddy but carries a big stick

John McCain
Joe The Plumber cannot bring him down
John McCain
Barack Obama is a silly clown

John McCain
Really knows how to rock your socks off
John McCain
Makes haters and debaters watch and scoff

John McCain
Is the modern King of Politics
John McCain
Doesn't need the same old washed-up tricks

John McCain
This is now the last verse to this song
John McCain
If you don't believe me you are wrong

(Chorus)
John McCain
We're growing near time for election day
John McCain
Make sure that the man is here to stay

(Chorus)
John McCain
We're growing near time for election day
John McCain
Make sure that the man is here to stay

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  • Rofl what a fucking dumbass. Get a life you retarded, clueless piece of shit. 400 pounds? Try less than half of that, bitchass. And no, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm engaged. Have been for well over a year now, so try again bitch boy. By the way, just wait until you realize how worthless Obama is. I feel bad for everyone who already doesn't realize. He's fucking things up badly, so fuck that piece of shit, and fuck you. :)

  • funny video but ur a fat slob and have no life, OBAMA OBAMA go to the a millie remake fatty

  • Awful taste you have. The worst President we'll ever have, and easily the fucking worst and most annoying song in the world. Fuck off monkey-ass.

Top Comments

  • Good song but i hate John McCain :/

  • McCain is awesome you liberals!

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  • What is the deal with everyone going "LOL FATTY!"

    Like is that the most creative insult you ignorant low life inbred jackasses can come up with? Stop sitting on youtube insulting someone to make your balls feel better, and go out and get a hobby or a girlfriend. Losers.

  • @crickcrackatack hehehe

  • @watitiz212 hahah kinda, that kid is huge!

  • I like it alot you got the tune and everything! Ur not fat ur good w/ videos! But im not a big fan of John McCain but i dont think its wrong to like him!

  • LOL this guy doesn't know what he's taking about. Calling Obama a bad president and a piece of shit. And no offense but you are kinda fat..........lol

  • wow...i thought this was sarcastic, lol

  • this is embarasing to watch dude, please stop trying to be a youtube superstar, youre to fat and have no talent

  • HAHAHA!

    This video made my day.

    :-D

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