Herman Cain Imagine There's No Pizza

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Uploaded by on Oct 18, 2011

Presidential Candidate Herman Cain sings Imagine There's No Pizza. And no I can't imagine that, pizza is too good!


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Imagine there's no pizza
I couldn't if I tried
Eating only tacos
Or Kentucky Fried
Imagine only burgers
It's frightening and sad

You're lucky you have pizza
To feed your kids for you
Only frosting or cookies
And no dishes you must do
Imagine eating pizza
Each and every day

You may say that it's junk food
But to me it's so much more
It gives my life its meaning
And it makes a lot of dough

Imagine mozzarella
Anchovies on the side
And maybe, pepperoni
Rounds out your pizza pie
Imagine getting pizza
Delivered to your door

You don't have to give up now
On my skateboard I will go
I'll be back in 30 minutes
I just bought Dominoes

All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
Give pizza a chance!
All I am saying
Is give pizza a chance
All I am saying
You've got to, got to give pizza a chance!

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  • Herm for Pres. I like the guy, down to earth business man. 

  • No bullshitting, he will be the next President!

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  • @kittyhello4 Good for you, you must be so proud of yourself.

  • @RoosterCogburn1008 I'm a big boy.

  • @kittyhello4 Wonderful response. Did you need help coming up with that, or did you do it all by yourself?

  • @XSShadow Yes, god forbid they is a a black conservative in the White House. It was another high tech lynching by the media to bring down the best possible Republican candidate. It was Clarence Thomas all over again....

  • @RoosterCogburn1008 Now don't you feel like an idiot? LMAO

  • he's a racist fuck

  • WOW. I won't be voting for him but THIS IS GREAT. He's very talented and has a good sense of humor ... obviously.

  • @csxcw44ac Herman Cain is not a "down to earth business man", he's a ex-federal reserve head. He's as much apart of the establishment as Bush, Obama, and all those other idiots who are not Ron Paul.

  • LOL....Excellent!!

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