LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer

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LYRICS:
Stargate, Ubisoft, Sparkle.
Fade in to the left hand
of a sleepy man.
How'd he fall asleep there?
Help up the sleepy hooded man.
That's what beds are for.
Drag him cross the stone floor.
Front shot then a shot from the ceiling.
He could get carpet burned.
Slow fade.
Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead.
Holding on a rope.
I am... nauseous,
Now I'm alone, and walking away.
And I'm afraid of heights.
Oh sh**, how'd I get up here?
If I fall then I would be dead.
I made it down alright.
I feel great... RAAHH!
GOD! COME ON!
Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay.
Enter Bald Guy With a Cape.
Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy.
Then you see the bald guy
joined by some other guys.
RUN UP!
In slow motion, kick a guy in the head.
Stab his friend.
Spin around, roll off.
Punch a face.
Start out in slow motion first,
then use your speed hack.
Grab a sword, use it to deflect.
Stab him in the back.
Get down just in time, and
slap him in the face.
Friendly Fire's on, apparently.
Why unsheath your blade?
Make 'em use their own.
Time out, lemme get my Weap's...
IN SLOW-MO.
I am the first X-Man.
That joke's ahead of our time,
but you still gonna die!
Who the hell is that guy?
The second X-Man.
Don't watch him walk away,
or you'll lose a hidden blade
and get surrounded.
OOWHITE!
Evil Bald Guy With a Cape.
Ezio plans his escape.
Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes free
All the Royal Guards pee themselves
Main Boss calls them off with his right hand
Slow dramatic zoom-pan.
Doesn't phase the hooded man.
Cape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die.
Then he sees Altair from the first game. (gotta change Ezio to Altair and last to first)
He used to jump off those, anyway.
Under each of those there's a bale of hay.
After you synchronize, Leap of Faith.
Nod at the bird PEOPLE DIE,
Everywhere PEOPLE DIE.

Song is WOODKID - Iron


LITERAL Assassin's Creed Revelations Trailer toby turner tobuscus ubisoft e3 2011 song "trailer song" "literal trailer"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• LITERAL
• Assassin's
• Creed
• Revelations
• Trailer
• toby
• turner
• tobuscus
• ubisoft
• e3
• 2011
• song
• trailer song
• literal trailer

[backyardchicken500]

Thank God the arrow didn't hit him in the knee...

[andfoll32123]

I hereby request an Assassin's Creed III literal trailer, Toby.

[joey3bc]

the original song is iron by woodkid, just thought you should know

[delano88888]

@andfoll32123

I request toby waits with that till the actual trailer (not teaser) is out.

[leoniicliffexx]

I can't wait to buy this game :)

[fredrikgibson1]

*to do a literal

[fredrikgibson1]

I think the assassins creed III trailer is to short.

[seirona2]

TOBY! YOU MUST MAKE A LITERAL OF THE HUNGER GAMES TRAILER AND THE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 TRAILER! YOU MUST! IT WOULD BE THE BEST!

[Bugeyedben]

he is such a boss he can headbutt a guy in a helmet and come off best!

[backyardchicken500]

@guthixbox381

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Torbuser]

some1 died when the make the trailer a lamp fall on his head he was in the hopsital and he died

[Oblius7Perkaiv]

I think this trailer have better graphics than AC3... still i will play it too :)