Anyway My Guru Says No!

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• Joanna Carlin
• Melanie Harrold

[jbernabeus]

Can anyone help me transcribe the lyrics from this song?

I only get about 60% of them...

PLEASE!!!

[SPINGOREB]

I'll make a video with scrolling lyrics and post soon. Can anyone fill in those gaps??

[SPINGOREB]

I tried converting coke-head Kenny but he wasn’t having any.

I cooked with sage and parsley but it still tastes pretty rotten.

You may think I am mental but I’m very transcendental.

And anyway my guru says no!!

FIN.

[SPINGOREB]

Well he’s got me very into being vegetarian and now I may be thin but baby am I high.

We make love most all the day, there’s another on the way.

I’m a clean machine and baby that is why.

There ain’t no drink no dope no blues no coke.

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Its all too much don’t need no crutch.

I can now begin to take things nice and slow.

Curled up settled down laid it back turned round

They even had me on the radio.

[SPINGOREB]

Last of the lyrics, but some gaps I just can’t fathom!

But I won’t be beaten – I’ll do my best to find the fragments!

I just go -----?----- now the colours in his treadmill were making an impression on my brain.

And as soon as I began to slow down and chant my mantra, well I knew I’d never be the same again.

Well I’m a meditating lady but she’d like to have a baby.

And I met a man who gallantly obliged.

Devoid of all my stresses I sank deep in his caresses and suddenly this kid materialized

[littlemoe59]

@SPINGOREB plze reost the lyrics for meeeeee plze..... love this song among many of her others... even tho frm Belfast cant even get  her originals....:( you"d be doing me a big favour :) x

[Glitchfindergeneral]

@SPINGOREB Aha! so it's "My Acapulco Gold". Ha, from '79 till today I could never work out those few words. Shoulda known! Thanks, Spingoreb. Great tune. Love the way the bass pings from side to side. I recently found a 45 promo version of this. My DJ son's got it now. 32 years on iand t's still getting spun; far out.

[PolyEuroCalian]

Who is this singer again?? My mum used to listen to this song when I was a kid and I just got reminded of it...I CAN'T believe I actually found it...lol Thanks for having this song here!!

[SPINGOREB]

So ... trancendental Shelly said I know what's wrong with her she sewed her seeds and so she now must surely reap. She took me to her guru who said this is what you must do coz its healthy safe its legal and its cheap. nearly there ....!

[SPINGOREB]

So needing some direction and a lot less introspection, I was blindly looking for a place to stop. Coz the cocaine up my nose, though it froze me to my toes didn't numb the aching feeling in my heart. Repeat chorus escept for last line: I tried smoking sage and parsley but it still tastes pretty awfull and anyway my guru says no. KEY CHANGE!

[SPINGOREB]

No wine no weed no whites no speed and time is really movin' very slow. I need a smoke and it ain't no joke, by now the pressure really starts to show. I tried calling coke head Kenny but he wasn't holding any. And anyway my guru says no. I was paranoid in public places,scared of open spaces, I peered through eyes a deadly shade of red. My guy was fratenizing with some girl in advertizing and was plainly going to knock it on the head.