Action 52 Torture Chamber Vol. 8

Slashers - To beat the game, just use turbo-fire to hit the enemies right when they come to you. I'm serious. Oh yeah, the music is glitchy in the even-numbered subway levels. Did the programmers intend that to happen? It's hard to tell with a silicon turd such as this one.

Crazy Shuffle - Not a matching game like promised in the instruction manual. (But then again, the Action 52 "manual" is just a pack of lies.) But this game could be considered a "crazy" shuffle anyway, as in this game you run fast and shoot other guys that run fast. Is this maze supposed to be a park or something?

Fuzz Power - ...

Shooting Gallery - The ultimate in lazy game development.

Lollipops - An Action 52 sidescroller with candy and melee.

Evil Empire - Climb and shoot! Climb and shoot! Oh, and there are tons of extra life gems strewn around the levels too. Just in case you want to extend your misery--I mean gameplay.

Sombreros - The NES equivalent of playing on a highway. OK, not as bad as I first thought, actually. Did you know that you can protect yourself by picking up traffic cones (and los sombreros ("hats") in later levels) and firing rapidly?

Storm Over the Desert - A historically accurate account of the Gulf War, complete with hot pink tanks.

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[DoctorZordirz]

I beat slashers without throwing a punch... :-p

[riki9999]

I saw your Slashers video. I didn't know it was possible to just walk on by. That was really awesome.

I still like to knock the baddies down though XD

[Akutare]

The Lollipops guy don't even have a climb animation... The sound effects are.. *twitch*

[riki9999]

Yep... and I had to jump through the ladders with the B button to "climb" up them. Talk about really lazy programming.

[riki9999]

Yep; even Monster Party made more sense than Lollipops. XD

[kieranismyname]

Woah is that Saddam Husein at 8:17?!

[riki9999]

Yep, or "Satan Hosain" as they call him. All you ever need to know about the Gulf War is in this painstakingly faithful reenactment.

[SchibbixToiletGear]

the fuzz power main character looks like the bum whos sleeping at the corner of my house...

[blade1550]

i want action 52 for christmas!

[TheInkySea]

Why the heck are you shooting such cute looking crap in Shooting Gallery? Couldn't they have put in some monsters, bull-eye's targets or other things BESIDES pink bunnies and tiny horses?

[TheInkySea]

It seems that the objective of Slashes is to beat up as many women and black guys as you can find. :P

And is the game music choking or is that the sound effect of the punches landing?

[loneshewolf74]

After seeing "Lollipops", I realised what my mother used to say was true... too much candy CAN make you sick! D:

[cyraxthehedgehog]

0:15 you're supposed to fuck her! Not fuck her up!

[HARVESTERFTW]

0:52 - Does anybody know why sub-zero is on a roof beating up prostitutes?

[OneTrueBelmont]

Oh man, way to be lazy and not animate a climb in Lollipops.

And who the hell uses a Lollipop as a weapon anyway?

[NARFNra]

Holy crap! Look at the size of that guy in storm over the desert; He's huge!

[Lunaryx]

This is mind numbing.

[astrastella12]

lol...

Wrists of Fury?

[Muzozavr]

Wait... Sombreros music totally rocks.