12 Pages Of Tabloid News

12 Pages Of Tabloid News
By Larry Whitler

On the first page of the tabloid news
The front page headline read
Elvis Presley isn't dead

On the second page of the tabloid news
It showed a photograph
Of twin aliens
And part two of Elvis isn't dead

On the third page of the tabloid news
A psychic ran an ad
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And part three of Elvis isn't dead

On the fourth page of the tabloid news
In the second paragraph
It said Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And part four of Elvis isn't dead

On the fifth page of the tabloid news
A farmer showed the press
His five legged lamb!
Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And Elvis isn't dead

On the sixth page of the tabloid news
Lady Gaga wore
A dress of slabs of raw beef
The five legged lamb!
Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And Elvis isn't dead

On the seventh page of the tabloid news
Was Justin Beiber's hair
Being sold on Ebay
Gaga's sirloin mini
A five legged lamb!
Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And Elvis isn't dead.

On the eighth page of the tabloid news
A giant obese man
Gave birth to his brother
Beiber's hair on Ebay
Gaga's sirloin mini
A five legged lamb!
Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And Elvis isn't dead.

On the ninth page of the tabloid news
Advice for single gals
Play hard to get
Fat man birth's a brother
Beiber's hair on Ebay
Gaga's sirloin mini
A five legged lamb!
Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And Elvis isn't dead.

On the tenth page of tabloid news
A hamster saved a man
From a bear in the kitchen
Easy girls stay single
Fat man birth's a brother
Beiber's hair on Ebay
Gaga's sirloin mini
A five legged lamb!
Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And Elvis isn't dead.

On the eleventh page of tabloid news
Donald Trump comes clean
His real hair is an afro
A bear in the kitchen
Easy girls stay single
Fat man birth's a brother
Beiber's hair on Ebay
Gaga's sirloin mini
A five legged lamb!
Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And Elvis isn't dead.

On the twelfth page of tabloid news
The final story read
In 2012 we're finished
Trump sports an afro
A bear in the kitchen
Easy girls stay single
Fat man birth's a brother
Beiber's hair on Ebay
Gaga's sirloin mini
A five legged lamb!
Herman Cain's a breast man
Three for one predictions
Twin aliens
And Elvis isn't dead.

Category:

Comedy

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