Suavestar reviews: Nightmare On Elm Street Part Two

This movie is the black sheep of the nightmare series and Suavestar is about to find out why.

This movie was really bad, I'm judging it on this viewing and this viewing alone. Robert Englund can't save this piece of crap.

If you disagree comment why.

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[Kruegerisgod]

5 reasons why this movie was not great:

1)Jesse Walsh

2)Goes away from the dream concept very early in the series and turns into a movie about possession this should have been called Possession On Elm Street

3)Confusing

4)Coach Schneider's ass

5)Doesn't follow the rest of the series this is certainly the Halloween 3 of Nightmare On Elm Street franchise.

[suavestar]

lol 4 alone would be why this movie would suck, but I was nodding along to everything on your list there.

[suavestar]

@NostalgicSince2005 Yeah, but at least 6 has a proper ending. This one, just ends out of nowhere, and was just boring to watch. At least six was so bad, you can sort of enjoy it.

[suavestar]

Well, the first movie is my favourite horror movie and favourite in the series, just look at my retrospective on the this franchise.

They tried so hard to deviate from the original that they thre everything off the cliff and made a crappy movie that wasn't even entertaining, let alone scary!

The fear may have been Jesses father beat him up for being a piece of shit movie.

I am not a big horror fan, but I have to agree this is a terrible movie. Plus freddy is an easy character to be scared of.

[longliveoakenfold87]

Here's my theory

The director and writer decided for the sequel of Elm Street to throw all concept of logic out the window, make the main male character a wuss beyond belief, strew across a chain reaction of references to heat/fire, homosexuality, and fear (though I dont see the fear aspect).

Speaking as a diehard horror fan, I have to say this film truly sickens me to a point where I want to vomit.

[suavestar]

reallly? I didn't know that.

Why do i get the feeling this whole movie was an insider joke that wasn't funny.

[longliveoakenfold87]

Exactly...

Funny thing to note, the actor who played Jesse is actually gay.

[suavestar]

The ending was the part that finally made me snap. I mean, theirs a bloody massacre ten minutes earlier at the pool party, and all thye friend can say is "Great party!" wow.

Good god this movie was terrible. Jesse was just annoying and not likeable in the slightest. The gay references pretty much were what this movie should've been called "NOES 2: Freddy has a case of sexual issues..." I really hate this movie.

[longliveoakenfold87]

Why the film is bad (I feel that I should note this out):

-Animal spontaneous combustion

-Constant gay references throughout, especially in one particular death scene

-SEE SAW SCHOOL BUS OVER HELL!

-Pool party o' death

-Jesse Walsh...one of the few epitomations of epic failure

[suavestar]

This whole movie was ridiculous and just really, really bad. The exploding bird and the fact that the father as soon as the murders stop, stops complaining about his son is just one of the reasons I think this is the worst movie in the series.