The gospel according to facebook

The ultimate facebook anthem.

Lyrics since recording quality is rather shite.

m a facebook whore
Sign in to check my wall
Figured its empty meaning
Everybody must still hate me

I guess I know the score
I've been there once before,
Just like with myspace, friendster, bebo
It's just full of emos

Why are we all obsessed,
Of doing stupid tests,
Those fancy questionnaires
About what clothes I wear

Chorus 1

What happened to the privacy,
here in our new society
Time taken over by the blog
Boredom wrote down in what we log.

I guess I'll just give you a poke,
and let the time go by and fl y
until you add me as a friend.
Come on please take me by the hand.

I'm a facebook whore, come on I'm waiting for more.

Verse 2

I check on your status,
Single or random play,
I'm still available, in case you thought I'm gay.

Look at my description, my interests, my music,
It's all a cheesy mix, just like the stilton and brie.

Look at my gallery,
All those photos of me,
Portraits of half a face,
Or tagged by mates looking disgraced.

Obsessed with clubs and societies,
No need for costly joining fees
I browse and look in your network,
To see some common friends with me

I'll write stupid things on your wall,
Draw penis, boobies, oh god, I've done them all,
Too much time on my hand I'll say,
I'm online 12 hours a day



I cant care if your fone is lost
I will not join your stupid group.
It's full of randoms I despise
Or simple people I don't like

I want to take control of life,
I want to lead and not be led
I can't care less on what's been said,
I've got it planned it's in my head

List of alumni from the past,
Full off those arseholes who didn't pass,
Consigned to that page of history
And that's the way that it should be.

Look at my profile, It's simply me,
I've written everything honestly
Facebook has ruined my whole life,
Too old to sit alone and cry.

I'm a facebook whore
I'm a facebook whore

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• Gospel
• According
• to
• Facebook
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• Titot
• Punk
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• Myspace
• Friendster
• Bebo
• Emo
• Jordan
• Ron
• Jeremy
• Jenna
• Jameson

[collin1000]

How about some lyrics so we can understand what your saying when the pictures come up, might make some more sense.

[Titot182]

Cheers, was a bit of an afterthought as many poeple commented on it -> its in description if you want to see em.

[thebassdude15]

adobe audition works wonders check it out

[Titot182]

My laptop was screwing up when it was on Auditition - so i resorted back to Cool Edit pro. Wouldn't have made a blind bit of difference of my monitoring equiment was my sennheiser headphones. But yeah, audition is good but was laggy.

[Mitzu7]

That was horrible. Stick to your day job! At least update your audio technology, sounds like VOIP.

[Titot182]

aye, you're not too far off there with the audio. I don't have a decent rig like i had on my desktop - so it's all done thru my laptop mic hence VOIP - makes all the guitar sound really shit.

[collin1000]

Great song now! :P

[ladyunicornejg]

didn't even make it through - couldn't understand what was being said.

[Dougthegoat]

if you get this recorded a bit tidier, it'd sound alright. the recordings a bit to messy to listen too at the mo

[xoCHOCOHOLICox]

this is just RUDE!!!!! gospel accoridng to facebook. that is soooooooooooooooo nasty