Dragon Age: Ugly City Elf Origins - Ugra part 7

"Soris, I have a plan. We get naked. Nobody will ever suspect anything!" Despite Soris' violent protests, Ugra tears his wedding suit off, then prods him along into the next room.

"Don't stare at my behind, Soris," she complains as she runs ahead. "Where are we?" They look around. Something smells lovely and reminds her of pot roast. Ugra runs up to get a better whiff.

Ha! A human. "But I'm hungry..." Ugra wonders. Then the elf servant hits the old man in the back. How mean. She stares at the elf and hears him mumble something and run off into the cellar. Is he leading Ugra to the pot roast? Or maybe she'll find more weapons.. maybe even a paring knife.

Rat poison.. no not edible.. quartz? Nope.. there's no food here at all! Ugra growls and leaves with Soris grumbling behind her "..shouldn't be binging on your wedding day.."

They run into another bunch of crooks in the dining area. What now? The crooks ignore their skimpy dressing and ask for wine. Ugra thinks it'll be fun to poison them with the rat poison she just found, but where would she find wine?

Aha! Brandy! Excellent. She takes a good sip and asks Soris if he wants some of it too, but he shakes his fist angrily at her. She gives him a rude gesture and looks for something to eat. "Deep mushroom..?" she looks curiously at the dried black fungus in her hand. "Save it for later," she thinks as she stuffs the yummy morsel into her brassiere while Soris isn't looking. Oh! And not to forget, some rat poison in the brandy...

Back to the crooks now. She scowls and pours the brandy for them, eagerly awaiting their cruel deaths. Success! The crooks are dead. Ugra wants to hug Soris but he hurries her along. She rolls her eyes in frustration and the pair run off in search of Nelaros and the elven girls.

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[AlwaysLearningTech]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[SPACECOWGURL]

@SechimB or he'll just put a bag over the face

[ChibiCandi]

lmao "That's murder!!"

[jadedjadedusk]

"Nice work, now lets go before anyone comes."

Silly Soris, doesn't he know that NO ONE is coming so long as Ugra is around... and I mean coming in all ways possible.

[frostneedle]

Soris is the hottest elf! :)

[SechimB]

But Zevran will tell you you're beautiful, don't worry. xD

[ShiMmY1990]

Shit, I've never done that. I just burst though that door with my weapons at the ready and blood all over me. I have to try that now.

Also, your character is awesome. She's hideous in a cute way.

[bhamlin]

the faaace

[lovetheblindone]

I lol'd, hard, when I caught a glimpse of Ugra's face.

[Frosty1979]

Sexy body!^^