chinese yard sale play

craig , robert and mike go to a neighbourhood yard sale. some chinese guy is selling his stuff
off as he is moving to china.

craig (raising his hand ) says : woo
and turns toward his friends say that could very well be his last name : woo

craig : how much is that t shirt .

chinese guy : it is 35

craig : can u give it to me for 30

chinese guy: noooooooooooooo.

craig: alright , give me a deal

chinese guy: u seem to be a nice guy , i will give best price . i will give for 34.70

craig: that is just 30 cents man

chinese guy : u make 30 cents man here , and u make another 30 cents buying another t shirt
and u buy soda pop

craig: is this guy becoming my money manager man

craig : guys let's go

chinese guy( saying stuff that is totally unrelated ): before u walk out be a man . do the right thing

craig: ignores him and walks off repeating himself be a man , do the right thing how is it connected to buying a t shirt.
craig turns around .
craig : alright man give me ur name and phone number
chinese guy : tap some bong

robert joins the conversation:
robert : tap some bong . does that mean u wanna to get high

mike: that is a wicked name .that is cooler than any american name .

criag takes the phone number and mike , robert , craig walk off

mike :guys , he can be like a chinese ninja ... with two chopsticks on his t shirt ... shootin
noodles of his wrist and catching bad guys with stale fortune cookies .

just a small chinese kid throws a few fortune cookies at mike,craig and it hits him...

mike picks it up and reads it "confusion says u are going to jail. bad boy". and it reads the same
on three fortune cookies .

they sense real danger now .

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• economics
• spoof

[jessejmorris2nd]

What in the world

what was this person thinking

how in the world did I just lost 31 second of my time

now I want them Back

[dunkruru]

VIDEO SUCKS!!!!! GO TO HELL I RATE 1 StAR BITCH

[watchureye1]

wtf

[MsWhatsoever]

My favorite books are Hannah Montana , High School Musical , and Ashley Tisale . Most of all my favorite book is about Hannah Montana because you can really guess her phone number if you can understand the game and if you can doa equation .

[MsWhatsoever]

My favorite books are Hannah Montana , High School Musical , and Ashley Tisale . Most of all my favorite book is about Hannah Montana because you can really guess her phone number if you can understand the game and if you can doa equation .

[MsWhatsoever]

My favorite books are Hannah Montana , High School Musical , and Ashley Tisale . Most of all my favorite book is about Hannah Montana because you can really guess her phone number if you can understand the game and if you can doa equation .

[MsWhatsoever]

My favorite books are Hannah Montana , High School Musical , and Ashley Tisale . Most of all my favorite book is about Hannah Montana because you can really guess her phone number if you can understand the game and if you can doa equation .