Fake Kung Fu Master #1: The Chevron Monk

This fellow once came into my videogame store and threatened to kick my ass if New Super Mario Bros DS wasn't a fun game.

I said "Oh yeah? Well lets go outside right now..."
He said "Nah, I'm just kidding, but I know alot of Martial Arts and all of the weapons blah blah blah"

So then, we kept some weapons in the backroom and waited for him to show back up.

We actually got him on film AND he breaks down his techniques as well....what a guy

Be sure to check out the action packed sequel Fake Kung Fu Master#2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjpl-sKN7Q0

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[senxo]

Some nice guy who is a bit slow is taped then put on youtube for everyone to mock. Well done everybody, feel proud you can pick on the defenseless.

[xenojive]

Just so you know, this guy actually threatened to kick my ass with his supreme martial arts skills if the game I sold him was not fun.

He deserves to be mocked.

[ahmednabil]

i love that , "kung fu" master with a "katana"

any one who knows alittle about martial arts will see the irony in this

[2submit]

ALL KUNGFU IS FAKE IF YOU COMPARE IT TO REAL SELF DEFENCE BUT WHATS IMPORTANT IS THE DICIPLNE AND THE ART OF HAVING FUN

[2submit]

im a student and fan of bjj and mma but i do respect other dicipline... not all must be for mma

[2submit]

@ShuHaRiOssu i agree

[xavierman232]

katana is not used in kung fu, as far as i know its japanese and kung fu is chinese.

[kachun1000]

@xenojive no one deserves to be mocked but be corrected on their mistakes

[DW01]

"Thanks you for your time sir, now go fuck off and bore someone else with that made up shit, shit head"

[spacecadet35]

Sorry, but I missed the bit where he claimed to be a kung-fu master. He seems a practitioner of the arts who is trying to get better.

[someDickOnUtube]

i don't think this guy is slow he is just wierd.

[ShuHaRiOssu]

This chap seems so nice and innocent ...taking the time to demonstrate his abilities and even attempting to explain them...Might not have all the techniques of a "kung fu master" but definately has the proper attitude, heart, and benevolence which is certainly the embodiement of a champion martial artist. :)

[Sabre809]

@MDNSBS Lol I never trained with a sword, I don't even know what the spin is for I just assumed its a block or something, and yes obviously makes you look like a douche, I mean look at this guy xD and if you spun the sword and someone just swung a bat then....yeah =p