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@STEELWOLFF666 its not the scots that shag sheep its the welsh....
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@P07dreadnaut Someone else told me this one:
An Englishman a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender asks the Englishman why he is wearing a suit to which the Englishman replies,
"To show pride in my appearance.".
He asks the Irishman why he is wearing so much green, to which he replies,
"To show pride in my country.".
He asks the Scotsman why he's wearing a kilt, to which he replies,
"Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.".
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@theproxsniper a man posts on YouTube and can't spell "daughter".....
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they call him G-O-D
and he the big daddy
he look like me,
but he more beardy
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HELLO CANTERBURY LETS MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!
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oh no, its ... that woman
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says, "is this some kind of joke?"
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@P07dreadnaut An English, Scotts and Irish man talkin in a pub.
Scottsman: "I found a bottle of whiskey in my doughter's bedroom, thing is that I hadn't realised that she drinks".
Irishman: "Well I found a packet of cigarettes in my doughter's bedrooom and hadn't realised she smokes".
Englishman: "You think that's bad?!?! I found a condom in my doughters bedroom! The thing is I hadn't realised she has a penis!"
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@Rudgey42 I am. Thanks.
Keep on writing the jokes just in case i miss them.
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@doctorrodders ive already watched the bloody video, i heard all the jokes.
I know what the jokes are, I'm not hard of hearing.
Rudgey42 5 months ago 58
the three on the right could be involved in a bar joke between an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman
P07dreadnaut 5 months ago 35