The Little Mermaid Official Broadway Karaoke-Human Stuff

SCUTTLE
Wow this is special this is very, very unusual.

ARIEL
What? What is it?

SCUTTLE
Its a dinglehopper!

ARIEL
A dinglehopper?

SCUTTLE
Oh, these babies are fantabulous. Absolutely indispensary.
When it comes to dinglehoppers, Im a regular encyclopoodia!

Say thatcha wanna have a hairdo
Like the folks who live up there do
Thatll flap their wigs!

GULL 1
Flop their wigs!

GULL 2
Flap!

GULL 3
Awwwk!

SCUTTLE
Well, youll look absolutely dandy
If you use one of these handy
Little thingmajigs!

GULL 1
Thingmabobs.

GULL 2
Jigs!

GULL 1
Bobs!

GULL 3
Awwwk!

SCUTTLE
Pick up the dinglehopper, just like so
Twirl it the way Im twirling now! Give it a little yank, and there ya go!
Youre what they call the dogs meow!

GULLS
Wonderful stuff!

GULL 3
Awwwk!

GULLS
That human stuff! Cant get enough—

GULL 3
Awwwk!

GULLS
Of human stuff! And we are the authority—
No need for us to bluff!
Because were great at explanatin' Human stuff!

ARIEL
(holds a pipe) Whats that?

SCUTTLE
A snarfblatt!

ARIEL
Wow!

SCUTTLE
Back when the world was prehistoral, People sat as still as coral. Flat upon their bumps

GULL 1
On their runts!

GULL 2
Bunks!

GULL 3
Awwwk!

SCUTTLE
There they would be, not even thinkin
Bored to death and barely blinkin
Way down at the dumps

GULL 1
On the dumps!

GULL 2
At!

GULL 1
On!

GULL 3
Awwwk!

SCUTTLE
Then they invented snarfblatts, just by chance.
Suddenly life was la-di-da! Snarfblattsre what you use to
make folks dance!
Give it a blow, and then voilà!

GULLS
Wonderful stuff!

GULL 3
Awwwk!

GULLS
That human stuff! If youre a buff—

GULL 3
Awwwk!

GULLS
Of human stuff!

GULL 1
Its marvable!

GULL 2
Stupendiful!

SCUTTLE
Completely A-OJ!
Which sounds absurd, but take my word—

SCUTTLE & GULLS
Thats what the humans say!
Sensible stuff
That human stuff!
None of it fluff—
Not human stuff!
And heaven knows
Since were the pros
From us, youll get no guff

SCUTTLE
And once youve got your whos-ma-gig—

GULL 1
A thinga-ma-what—

GULL 2
A whatch-ma-gig—

SCUTTLE
Thats all you need to bring you up to snuff!

GULLS
Right up to snuff!
With proper dinglehopper groomin
Rest assured... youll look real human!

SCUTTLE, GULLS & ARIEL
We know, cause we know
Human stuff!

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[hudsonatorrox101]

im in theatre and im scuttle and this is my song! lol

[RentandWicked]

This song is so much fun and first to comment woooo! funny names for utensils hehe and thanks for posting!