"Things He Said I Had Not Learned" (A song written from Weirdo comments!)

Lyrics:
Today I woke up and looked in the mirror
The one my neighbor threw in the trash
Was that extra chin there before?
Looked down and I discovered a rash.

The pubes are grey but strong and curled
These old testicles can still conquer the world
There's blood on my face, pretty sure it's not mine
No wait. It's from my behind.

It's from my behind.

Today I woke up and looked in the mirror
One side of my face was different from the other
The pubes are grey but strong and curled
These old testicles can still conquer the world

Have you ever been so mad that jail seems ok?
Have you ever been so mad that jail seems ok?

I spied her body upon the floor
I knew the police were getting nearer
I spied her body upon the floor
And I knew that I should drag her to the moors

So I'm a weirdo and
I don't want anyone to know
But after I take a good look at me
Stuff that's weird is all that I see

The old man belched and suddenly I learned
The old man belched and suddenly I learned
things he said I had not learned
things he said I had not learned
things he said I had not learned
things he said I had not learned

It's a teeny tiny tomato!
It's a teeny tiny tomato!

Old and dead and in the ground
I'm likely never to be found
Old and dead and in the ground
I'm never likely to be found
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[MattyHo07]

Way to go Chris.. And, I love the hat and shirt!!!!!!

[ChristopherMast]

@MattyHo07 I like my Charlie Sheen shirts :)

[DarkMindedPoet]

downloaded this song off YouTube ,been played it on my iPod while jogging. :-p

[ChristopherMast]

@DarkMindedPoet Ummm.... ummm... ummmmmmmm.... uh...

[laumeux]

Lyrics: And then the cheeto shed it's cheese.

Yeah, I have no idea where that came from.

[ChristopherMast]

@laumeux Ummm... OK :)

[DarkMindedPoet]

continued...

(chorus) YouTube the one place i can act like a boob, people pick on the noobs. And if you are a hater, Guess kick your ass later. Videos here and there,

all i can do is stop and stare.

Speedyconkiwi and her Variety videos,

I sit and watch her videos quietly,smilingly,admiringly.

PaperCuts777 and food with attitude,

Food is definitely fit for dudes.

I love Youtube, a place to waste hours,

best way to pass work hours.

[DarkMindedPoet]

ChristopherMast with the Legion of weirdos, he is my hero.(Weirdos Unite!) SugarTalker he is the funniest guy you'll see, who the heck needs TV? (chorus) YouTube the one place i can act like a boob, people pick on the noobs. And if you are a hater, Guess kick your ass later. Videos here and there, all i can do is stop and stare. captainfury2007 isn't he heaven? I watched his video since i was 11. Ralfonzo83 and his videos of Parody, his videos seem odd to me, but hey he's really funny.

[KiddsockTV]

oh yeah! That was WEird! NIce!

[TheMadPoppet]

Behind blood on ones face? That CAN'T be sanitary!!

[phampants]

The puppet is back!!!

Okay the song is messed up but hilarious!

[sunsetlover]

very nicely done.... next song........

I can write a full song just with the heartbreak from my last Girlfriend